Dogs and Animals: Puppy training

Puppy training

By doggone - 05/05/2012 23:07 - United States - King Of Prussia

Today, I walked in on my new puppy peeing on the carpet. The trainer had told me to punish her when she's bad by shaking a metal can of pennies at her, since the noise scares dogs. I shook it at her, and she responded by having explosive diarrhea all over the carpet in fright. FML

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By Patrick - 14/10/2012 04:39 - United States - Sulphur

Today, I brought my new puppy home. I saw her sniffing around, so I took her outside to do her business. She simply played in the grass for ten minutes, so I brought her in. She walked in the door, squatted, and shit. She has diarrhea. This is the fourth time today. FML

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By Puppysit88 - 16/04/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, I was petsitting for my neighbor's new puppy. A huge thunderstorm came, and the puppy started whining and shivering violently. I pulled it into my lap to try and comfort it. One loud clap of thunder later, and the puppy had explosive diarrhea all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2016 13:27 - United States - Mountain View

Today, I punished my new dog for taking a shit inside by putting him in the kennel. He punished me by breaking out of the kennel and destroying everything in my house. Including Christmas presents. FML

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By kiwibox - 26/10/2013 01:50 - United Kingdom - Ipswich

Today, my dog had an upset stomach and diarrhea. To avoid a mess on the carpet, I confined her to a gated area in the kitchen with sheets over the floor, so any mess could be cleaned up easily. Instead of going on the sheets, she sprayed shit all up the walls. FML

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By Puppy problems - 27/10/2013 01:23 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I invited my boyfriend over to meet my new puppy. My dog decided to take a dump on his lap. He is now not talking to me because he thinks I trained my dog to do that. FML

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By crybaby - 28/06/2016 17:54 - United States - Seattle

Today, I went to let my puppy out, and I turned around to see her peeing on the carpet. After getting her outside, I saw my little sister pooping on the floor. FML

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By missmisfit - 13/06/2012 04:14 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I gave my puppy a treat for finally doing his business in the grass instead of on the patio. He later puked it up all over the patio. FML

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By Slaanesh - 12/12/2008 12:08 - France

Today, I decided to teach my dog not to be scared of the vacuum cleaner. I grab the handle and get it close to her. She runs off and hides behind the couch and pisses everywhere. FML

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By Pisser - 26/06/2014 04:57 - United States - Portland

Today, my sweet 7-month-old puppy ran up to a big fat dog at the park and did what she always does: roll over on her back to start to play. The big fat dog lifted his leg and peed all over my puppy's belly. After the shock, my soaking wet puppy jumped on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2010 02:29 - United States

Today, I was able to land a nice apartment solely based on the fact that my puppy is potty trained. During the required pet interview, my dog 'got sick' and defecated all over the apartment office. I now have to clean the mess knowing that I will not be allowed to live there. FML

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vocaloidtiger 12

Sunday 6 May 2012 9:07

It seems you've literately scared the shit out of your dog

CallMeMcFeelii 13

Sunday 6 May 2012 9:05

Isn't that what Lois does to Brian?

Comments

agmag 0

Monday 7 May 2012 3:16

Your "trainer" is an idiot!! And usually puppies don't intend on messing on the floor, they literally can't hold it. You never shake a can I pennies at a puppy.. You can startle an adolescent but never a puppy. Besides a can of pennies is usually a better idea for cats not dogs. Try a spray bottle of water in the face. But ONLY when it's the DOG'S fault not yours. Meaning take him out more....

MissSkittles657 8

Monday 7 May 2012 3:52

That poor puppy :( Who the hell tells a owner to shake pennies at a two month old dog, and maybe try to change his diet to something more easy on its stomach so you can fix that diarrhea problem :) good luck ;)

danube_fml 7

Monday 7 May 2012 4:46

Your trainer is an idiot. The only thing that will teach your puppy is not to go inside while you're in view.

vale92 5

Monday 7 May 2012 5:14

Such asshole is a puppy it take time to train I dog and I tell u this cuz I have a year old dog witch is like another year been puppy

cmil7248 0

Monday 7 May 2012 5:41

I laughed so hard at this!

KingCeltic77 18

Monday 7 May 2012 5:42

We used to do it to my dog, then she started to like it.

dna629 3

Monday 7 May 2012 5:47

Haha bitch

hlovesmaya 6

Monday 7 May 2012 6:06

The worst is when they have that in the back seat with you while on a road trip... Poop EVERYWHERE including on me-_-

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 7 May 2012 6:33

Dogs are scared of farts!

NeedCheeringUp 10

Monday 7 May 2012 7:57

Don't punish the puppy for peeing in the house. Just take him outside and say "hurry up". We he goes, praise hi It might a few times be he will figure it put. Dogs just want to please Their owners.