Quick thinking

By rolyat - 01/05/2012 16:41 - United States - Rochester

Spicy
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. When I took my underwear off, she looked at my penis, snorted, and covered her mouth. She claimed that her "allergies" were flaring and we have to wait until they clear up. FML
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Keyganator 5

Hey, they don't call it fun sized for nothing! ; )

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Trisha_aus 15

You'll find someone who won't laugh at your penis...very soon

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OhDearBetrayal 25

Got a good chuckle out of that, huh der? Thanks for taking a spot on the commenting pool with your well thought out two cents.

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milfsforlife 3

Millimeter Peter!

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white16sox 19

57, it's a reference to a FML from a few days ago.

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phantumgrey 6

Just wait until all her friends find out........in 5 minutes lol

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zues70 4

She sounds like a real bitch...ditch her...

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murdersquirrel 15

67 - not a fan of positive outlooks and secure individuals?

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perdix 29

One symptom of an allergic reaction is throat constriction that causes difficult breathing. She probably took one look at your monster dong and feared the imminent suffocation. . . Eh, probably not, just tryin' to help you out here, buddy.

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