Intimacy: Quite the misunderstanding

Quite the misunderstanding

By Janer88 - 30/11/2009 05:51 - Canada

Today, I was working at a restaurant when my manager approached me and informed me that there was people having sex in the women's washroom, and he needed me to go in and ask them to cut it out. So I did. Five minutes later, a woman walks out with her disabled son and asks to talk to my manager. FML

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By Noname - 18/03/2009 01:24 - United States

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By Dhagiik - 24/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Oak Park

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By unemployed - 10/03/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, as I was bagging groceries, I looked down to see a 6-year-old urinating on my shoes and the floor next to me. I told his mother that he should take her kid to the restroom, only to be told to "mind my own goddamn business." I was later fired for arguing with the customer. FML

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By OhGodWhy - 29/12/2016 23:30 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I caught my coworker masturbating in the bathroom. This was during her shift, while I was mopping the bathroom floors. FML

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By insomnia - 22/12/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2011 18:29 - United Kingdom

Today, after disappearing for an unusually long period of time, my boss called the store phone while sitting on the toilet. Turns out she'd started bleeding uncontrollably from the arse, and as the only other female staff member, she needed me to go help her. FML

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Flexanimous 0

Monday 30 November 2009 13:08

Didn't they reply back to you when you stepped in and asked them to stop having sex?

SofiaFaolan 8

Tuesday 27 August 2013 20:47

Just so you know, you're being thumb-downed because your comment was ignorant. Not because you're gay.

Comments

LilaBear 1

Tuesday 1 December 2009 2:34

Why is this F your life? Wouldn't it be F your manager's life?

Lisa89 3

Tuesday 1 December 2009 3:54

this is really badly worded...

did_it_4_lulz 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 7:24

If I ever worked in a restaurant, and people were having sex in the bathroom, I'd let them finish and then give them an applause when they come out. It's a great accomplishment. FYML for being a cockblocker.

FoundManyLemons 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 9:23

Her "son." Yeah right.

samanthamaay 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 4:07

why are you all assuming that she told them to stop having sex? she might have just went in to ask if everything is alright and if there were multiple stalls maybe it wasnt the disabled person and his mother having sex it was someone else so when she told them to cut it out they may have thought she was on about them fyl for having to say that at all i would have died

yottskry 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 0:05

Surely you just go in and say "Hi. Are you OK in there?" they say "Fine thanks" you say "OK, we were just concerned because you've been in there a while" or something. Don't make a big deal of things.

buckfasthero 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 5:23

I understood it perfectly fine. Probably because I understand English. The only problem I would have, would be the use of 'was having sex' rather than 'were having sex'. Of course this could have been a direct quote from the manger and therefore quotation marks would soon get to the bottom of this crime against the English language. Or how about everyone on this site stops whining about puntuation and grammar in the comments section like ******* language nazis?