Health, Heatwave and Work: Rah rah rah

Rah rah rah

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I realised in the middle of my shift how useless my deodorant is in the stifling heatwave spreading through my country. It's no longer effective against my awful B.O., which is a problem because I'm a mascot, and my costume traps the smell inside like a portable toilet. FML

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Today, I was supervising a written exam, which took place in a really warm room. Half of the two hundred participants has probably never heard of deodorants. The other half used probably the whole can this morning. I had to stay in this inferno of stench for five hours. FML

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By Uber Chad - 25/03/2023 10:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was in a rush to get to work and forgot to put on deodorant. I didn't realize until my coworker told me I smelled like a gym sock. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 04:00

Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML

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Isoldael 27

Monday 21 January 2013 2:00

Don't breathe through your nose and you won't be able to smell it at least. As for the others, I hope the costume allows you to remain anonymous...

theycallmekitty 13

Monday 21 January 2013 2:10

If he breaths through his mouth he might just start tasting it instead. I know from experience...

Comments

cmac86 23

Monday 21 January 2013 9:35

try mitchum. I had the same problem as you and a construction buddy of mine told me about it. they all use it, and it stays in for 48 hours.

AimeeOreo 5

Monday 21 January 2013 11:01

I could tell you were Aussie just by your use of the word 'stifling', but yeah this heat is bad enough, couldn't imagine having to deal with it in a costume. **** your life indeed.

clevv 5

Monday 21 January 2013 11:22

spray it after every shift with vanilla fridge spray to kill germs and leave it smelling nice, and make sure the suit actually gets a good wash every now and then! i'm also working as a mascot this summer :)

xRezSynn 15

Monday 21 January 2013 12:42

At least it's not someone else's.

ThatAss 14

Monday 21 January 2013 13:33

This is just not cool..... Horrid actually..... Have you tried the first step of a Showering.?

whY402Jay 12

Monday 21 January 2013 15:54

Use different soap.

mtlfenix 7

Monday 21 January 2013 17:22

Dude ... Deodorant is no replacement for showers ... Shower > Scrub arm pits thoroughly > Apply deodorant >REPEAT DAILY, not weekly or more likely bi-monthly if you can't stand your OWN odor...