Rah rah rah

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I realised in the middle of my shift how useless my deodorant is in the stifling heatwave spreading through my country. It's no longer effective against my awful B.O., which is a problem because I'm a mascot, and my costume traps the smell inside like a portable toilet. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 556
You deserved it 5 085

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Don't breathe through your nose and you won't be able to smell it at least. As for the others, I hope the costume allows you to remain anonymous...

If he breaths through his mouth he might just start tasting it instead. I know from experience...

Comments

Try antiperspirants, they're different from deodorants!

Apply baking powder to your sweaty armpits. Just mix it with honey. and apply.

My mascot, Poe smells like a winner! Go Ravens!

perdix 29

Pretty impressive victory over the Patriots in Foxboro!

Yes I'm really looking forward to this year's Super ''Baugh.'' The older brother usually wins a good fight.

ViviMage 38

Try adding sodium bicarbonate baking soda to your bath and applying baking soda powder under your arms. Also, air out the suit!

Come to canada we are freezing our asses off could use the extra layers

Korosuhito 26

I feel for you OP, this heat is maddening. Ask your employer to dry clean your suit, invest in some clinical deodorant, and perhaps consider making some small changes in your diet. It'll be autumn before we know it :)

Stick some air freshener's inside there

You need prescription grade antiperspirant! I use it once a week, blocks the sweating through that area, so no odor! I doubted it until I tried it!

That's pretty nasty.. Maybe try switching to a Stronger brand and apply just before and after you get into your costume?