Sex, Cheating, Parents and Intimacy: Randy Daddy

Randy Daddy

By franzbiel - 31/10/2009 12:54 - Switzerland

Today, my father decided that since he's paying for my flat, he will use it twice a week to have it off with his girlfriend while I'm away. My parents are still together. FML

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By innocent - 06/01/2015 03:11 - United States

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By schoolkiddo - 08/09/2010 07:35 - Australia

Today, my dad and his girlfriend left for a 10-day vacation. They booked an expensive beach-house. I'm an A grade student and just last month, he stopped paying my school fees because he 'couldn't afford it.' Oh, and he's making me feed the dog while he's away. FML

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By FreakedOut - 31/07/2009 08:03 - United States

Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML

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By Put on some trousers, you asshole! - 27/06/2021 11:01 - Mexico - Mexico

Today, I'm temporarily staying at my parents' place because my mother injured her knee and can't walk, and for the second time, I caught my father walking around with his bare dick. FML

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By mystupidname - 03/09/2019 14:00 - Denmark

Today, my dad and his new fiancée are like two love-sick bunnies. They start having sex immediately whenever I leave the house. Even when I take out the trash. FML

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Put your foot down

By K.. - 28/02/2021 14:01 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I moved into our own house. He proceeded to invite his parents to stay for the week. The same parents we've lived with for the past 5 years. FML

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You deserved it 179

By Forgotten - 06/09/2009 07:26 - United States

Today, I decided to visit my dad. I haven't seen him in a while so I wanted to give him another chance to be an actual dad to me. Apparently, getting drunk and getting it on with his girlfriend while I was there was more important than spending time with his daughter, who he hasn't seen in almost a year. FML

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Even more lonely now

By homealone - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my parents left on a trip. I wanted to invite my girlfriend over for a few days so we could spend them together. Then my grandparents turn up, "just for a few days, until your parents return, so you won't be all alone in this big house." FML

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You deserved it 3 993

By Anonymous - 05/06/2018 01:30

Today, I decided to not hang in the library after school like I usually do. When I got home, I found my father cheating on my mother with my girlfriend, who said she was gay. FML

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You deserved it 377

By T.C - 23/01/2010 12:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my happily married father has been hiring escorts on-line for 3 years. FML

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lady_unknown 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 21:07

Set up a cam and send it anonymously to your mom… she deserve the truth and respect from both of you. And get a part time job to pay for your place… it's yours, right? Unless he really got it for the girlfriend.

JassyJas 2

Saturday 31 October 2009 20:01

tell your mom to pay and tell her what your dad does

Comments

anonacs 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 22:51

Don't keep secrets from your mother.

Mx_Rider 6

Saturday 31 October 2009 23:01

number 12 FTW

jw90 18

Saturday 31 October 2009 23:16

now son if u don't tell your mom about this I'll by you a nice new camaro for your birthday.

ifreakingsparkle 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 2:44

hahah. jw90. i was thinking that...

Mortanious 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 4:29

jw90 hahahaha to OP: dude FYL, you should kick your dad in the sack very hard and make him tell your mom in person out of sheer pain.

misspeg 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 23:32

OP sounds like a spoilt brat. who complains about the luxury of having your dad pay for your flat??? most people work to pay for theirs asshole...

ash92_fml 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 4:07

yeah, how selfish of him to be annoyed that his father is cheating on his mother, in his flat. he's just a terrible person /sarcasm/ wanker

Ninjaface 0

Monday 2 November 2009 9:32

Since it's your flat, it's perfectly legal for you to bug it and use the tapes as evidence to convict him for unlawful entry. Then post it for rent money.