Real estate

By John - 20/07/2011 16:38 - United States

Today, already knowing that my girlfriend wanted to be "just friends", I invited her over, hoping to change her mind. She was playfully drawing on me with a pen when I noticed she'd written "Emily's property" on my leg. I said "Aw, I'm yours?" She then drew a for-sale sign on me. FML
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JiggaJayZ 16

I bid alcohol, fireworks, and a very large sombrero.

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The_O_nly_O_ne 5

you should've continued ".....after a bad experience with ho" .... ;p ====={#%}^*The_O_nly_O_ne*^{%#}=====

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ILoveDaWorld 5

lol I gotta us that one it's very smart

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xXRudyXx 3

Erase the for sale sign and pretend it never happened?

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xremi_fml 7

wow, what a dumb bitch.

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Cenobyte 10

A dumb bitch? For not wanting him? Is that all it takes to be a bitch these days? Sounds like you're just bitter.

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sneek_fml 1

u got ******* owned!!!! hahahahahahah shit that suxs tho

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ash1210jas 0

I bid: five flannel shirts, four big mud tires, three shotgun shells, two huntin' dogs, and some parts to a Mustang GT. :)

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ash1210jas 0

I bid: five flannel shirts, four big mud tires, three shotgun shells, two huntin' dogs, and some parts to a Mustang GT. :)

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Blondebabygirl12 0

clever girl!

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PapSmearNinja 4

hahaha what a cow...should have wrote the same shit except a "free to good home" sign on her.

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