Love: Real estate

Real estate

By John - 20/07/2011 16:38 - United States

Today, already knowing that my girlfriend wanted to be "just friends", I invited her over, hoping to change her mind. She was playfully drawing on me with a pen when I noticed she'd written "Emily's property" on my leg. I said "Aw, I'm yours?" She then drew a for-sale sign on me. FML

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You deserved it 12 217

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By guess I'm stuck - 16/04/2013 07:23 - United States - Alamo

Today, I was about to break up with my psycho girlfriend. As I sat her down, she told me she wanted to show me something. She then took off her shirt to reveal my name tattooed across her chest. FML

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By just_friends - 27/10/2010 17:19 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML

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You deserved it 3 597

By Brian - 20/11/2012 15:50 - United States - Sandston

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML

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You deserved it 33 321

By Anonymous - 28/03/2011 02:49 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML

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You deserved it 4 147

By stopinthenameoflove - 19/06/2014 14:37 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML

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You deserved it 15 455

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Bellevue

Today, my girlfriend and I were at the river. She threw mud on me, so I playfully threw some on her, and we got into a mud fight. Apparently, she took the "fight" seriously, because I'm now single. FML

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You deserved it 6 173

By longtrip - 18/01/2010 00:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I drove 4 hours to see my girlfriend of a year, as she had asked me to stay with her for a few days. When I arrived she told me she wanted to be friends as she liked someone else, but wanted me to stay the few days so we could work on being friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 125

You deserved it 2 421

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2022 12:00

Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML

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You deserved it 91

By Anonymous - 19/06/2011 05:01 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML

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You deserved it 4 683

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By Bali_Boil - 16/01/2010 00:44 - United States

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house, and her dad saw us. She decided that she didn't feel like riding along when it was time for her dad to drive me home, and went to bed. I, on the other hand, got to have a 15-minute conversation about the merits of "physical boundaries." FML

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You deserved it 6 822

Iamnotmyself 17

Thursday 21 July 2011 0:03

I bid 20$

JiggaJayZ 16

Thursday 21 July 2011 0:07

I bid alcohol, fireworks, and a very large sombrero.

Comments

NaranjaLime 1

Thursday 21 July 2011 6:51

You went wrong when you tried to get her to like you. Forcing yourself upon someone is frowned upon..!

MaryJane232323 9

Thursday 21 July 2011 6:54

$5 take it or leave it.

Gumbinator 11

Thursday 21 July 2011 6:58

maybe it's part of her sex act. she could play a sexy house buyer or something... hey, you never know...people these days so some weird shit for sex :p hope things are working out though.

davinn11 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 7:01

damn bro.. I'm sorry..

cookieme23 10

Thursday 21 July 2011 7:11

im sorry

AxelFML 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 7:12

Haha creative

THobsession4 18

Thursday 21 July 2011 7:37

I'm sorry, but this made me laugh xD Usually I just feel sorry for the person, but this.. Oh Mah Gawd. But that sucks, man xD

joey9513 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 7:52

damn well at least she came back even though it was to sell u

migggles 1

Thursday 21 July 2011 7:59

I bid $21!

Cenobyte 10

Thursday 21 July 2011 8:01

Well she obviously feels a lot of affection for you, but there is nothing but pain for you there. You need to move on. It's sad, but it's the only way.