Intimacy: Reasonable

Reasonable

By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 01:21 - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend lost her virginity to my father. Her excuse? She was drunk. His excuse? "She's hot." FML

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You deserved it 4 400

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML

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By LoveMyNewBro - 04/01/2011 10:56

Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML

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You deserved it 5 925

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2021 07:01 - United Kingdom - Dewsbury

Today, I was asking my best friend to tell me all the boys she’d had sex with, because I thought she had slept with my boyfriend. She accidentally said my dad. FML

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By fmlskank93 - 01/09/2010 11:10 - Australia

Today, I found out that whenever my best friend used to say she wanted to do my dad, she wasn't kidding. She accomplished her mission in my bed after school. FML

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You deserved it 4 623

Sing me to sleep…

By anonymous - 25/09/2020 20:01

Today, my best friend informed me that he had lost his virginity to my sister, which I already knew. However, he told me the location. My room. While I was asleep. FML

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You deserved it 154

By paige - 01/04/2011 03:18 - United States

Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML

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By angrymother - 27/07/2016 01:21

Today, I caught my 20 year old daughter having sex with my best friend's husband. Apparently it's my fault for coming home early. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2023 16:00

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML

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You deserved it 158

By Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

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You deserved it 3 050

turtlemansam 6

Saturday 30 October 2010 8:50

She's not your best friend. she's your mom

cutieepie101 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 8:45

omigod. D: so sorry op

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fmlmang 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 22:23

haha your dad's awesome

zxpr0jk 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 20:41

Wow. ****** up.

EpicXOXO 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 17:03

my comments arent showing!

shehasstarryeyes 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 7:34

I think I just threw up a lol

bbReal 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 22:59

your dads a pedophile and should be put away.

oliver190190 0

Wednesday 17 November 2010 19:10

WOOW LITERALLY NO WORDS CAN EXPLAIN WHAT I FEEL GOSH UR DAD SUCKS DUDE

outhere 0

Friday 7 January 2011 0:50

Lmaoooooo. Your dad's the man!!

MlKAYLA 0

Monday 10 January 2011 17:27

That's nasty knowing that your dad is knocking up your friend. xD

iiNfAMoUs_KiiD 3

Friday 25 March 2011 3:47

awkward ! :o

awesomedor 1

Friday 25 March 2011 10:33

Maybe she's so lonely, her mom is her best friend and that is her way of telling how she was made

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML

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Today, I left my wife of 25 years. For every one of those years, I was treated like a stupid child or a worthless burden. When I finally got fed up, everyone said I was the bad guy. I just want to be treated like a man. FML

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Today, I introduced my dad, who is a surgeon, to the TV show 'House, M.D.' I thought it'd be a good bonding experience. How wrong I was. He spent the whole time yelling about the "insane" medical inaccuracies, then lectured me about my crappy taste in TV. FML

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Today, I heard on a local radio a song I wrote almost 2 years ago. Apparently, after my family and I moved away, my former band found a new guitar player, and that song is now the first single of their debut LP. FML

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Today, my siblings overpowered me and duct taped me to a chair. Helpless, I had to wait until my dad got home so he could help me. Instead, the first thing he did was reach for his camera to take a picture. FML

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Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of 3 years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML

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Today, I got home from hospital after being sent there for suicidal intentions because I'm poor, chronically ill and want out of my life. Five hours later, I was sent home after being given one Valium and a taxi ordered, that I had to pay for. FML

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