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By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 01:21 - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend lost her virginity to my father. Her excuse? She was drunk. His excuse? "She's hot." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML

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By LoveMyNewBro - 04/01/2011 10:56

Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2021 07:01 - United Kingdom - Dewsbury

Today, I was asking my best friend to tell me all the boys she’d had sex with, because I thought she had slept with my boyfriend. She accidentally said my dad. FML

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By fmlskank93 - 01/09/2010 11:10 - Australia

Today, I found out that whenever my best friend used to say she wanted to do my dad, she wasn't kidding. She accomplished her mission in my bed after school. FML

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Sing me to sleep…

By anonymous - 25/09/2020 20:01

Today, my best friend informed me that he had lost his virginity to my sister, which I already knew. However, he told me the location. My room. While I was asleep. FML

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By paige - 01/04/2011 03:18 - United States

Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML

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By angrymother - 27/07/2016 01:21

Today, I caught my 20 year old daughter having sex with my best friend's husband. Apparently it's my fault for coming home early. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2023 16:00

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML

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By Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

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turtlemansam 6

Saturday 30 October 2010 8:50

She's not your best friend. she's your mom

cutieepie101 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 8:45

omigod. D: so sorry op

Comments

1basketball1 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 23:05

That is the most disgustingest thing I have ever heard in my life. I would murder my dad and friend.

boopityboppity 11

Sunday 31 October 2010 4:35

You can't think of anything disgustinger?

starile 19

Sunday 31 October 2010 2:32

Maybe OP's mom is her best friend!

Samantha04 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 3:35

haha fyl!

Samantha04 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 3:36

haha fyl!

lollipopXx 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 7:55

that's horrible!! D:

Missmelody2008 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 11:16

Ew dude.

realityreject 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 23:21

that's just gross. I think mom and dad should get a divorce and you should get better friends.

Sarpool 0

Monday 1 November 2010 3:53

not even cool

kewirox 1

Monday 1 November 2010 6:05

that's ****** up

SMD_emilyy 1

Monday 1 November 2010 7:09

People are ****** up.

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