Intimacy: Reasonable - FML

Reasonable

By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 01:21 - United States

Spicy

Today, I found out that my best friend lost her virginity to my father. Her excuse? She was drunk. His excuse? "She's hot." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML

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By LoveMyNewBro - 04/01/2011 10:56

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Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2021 07:01 - United Kingdom - Dewsbury

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Today, I was asking my best friend to tell me all the boys she’d had sex with, because I thought she had slept with my boyfriend. She accidentally said my dad. FML

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By fmlskank93 - 01/09/2010 11:10 - Australia

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Today, I found out that whenever my best friend used to say she wanted to do my dad, she wasn't kidding. She accomplished her mission in my bed after school. FML

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Sing me to sleep…

By anonymous - 25/09/2020 20:01

Spicy

Today, my best friend informed me that he had lost his virginity to my sister, which I already knew. However, he told me the location. My room. While I was asleep. FML

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By paige - 01/04/2011 03:18 - United States

Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML

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By angrymother - 27/07/2016 01:21

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Today, I caught my 20 year old daughter having sex with my best friend's husband. Apparently it's my fault for coming home early. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML

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Nope

By Anonymous - 07/04/2023 16:00

Spicy

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML

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Fighting talk

By Anonymous - 21/11/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, my best friend called me a slut during an argument, and I couldn't stop myself from laughing. She lost her virginity at 13 years-old, and all four of her kids have a different dad. When I mentioned it, she gave me a black eye. FML

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turtlemansam 6

Saturday 30 October 2010 8:50

She's not your best friend. she's your mom

cutieepie101 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 8:45

omigod. D: so sorry op

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yummycupcakegirl 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 16:56

how old is your dad?

christyxoxo 8

Saturday 30 October 2010 19:55

woah! thats what i call trashy :/ someone get Jerry Springer on the phone ASAP!! ya never know she could fuuck your grandpa next....if he's still alive

RMC000 7

Saturday 30 October 2010 20:37

Your dad's a pervert, end of story.

smellyturkey 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 20:39

That's flipping disgusting!! I would kill my best friend! And my dad!

anongrl5846 19

Saturday 30 October 2010 20:40

ewwwwewwwwwww

i_am_the_LIQUOR 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 21:37

hahahahahhahha thats hilarious

marinarocks25 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 21:42

holly chit

boopityboppity 11

Sunday 31 October 2010 4:33

You were defeated by your own keyboard. It's smarter than you.

purplesosapop 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 21:45

omg i read it wrong. at first i thought it said "my best freind lost her virginity to HER dad"

ieatdeadcats 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 22:30

oh waaa, I have sex with my best friends fathers allllll the time. ;)

sophsoph17 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 11:09

glad I'm not the only one hahah

tazz9690 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 22:37

father WIN!

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