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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he found out my birthday is the same day as his, and he thinks we are twins who were separated at birth. FML
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raphanne_fml 33

Riiight. Because out of all the people in the world, and with only 365 days in a year, nobody is going to have the same birthday as him.

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Wolvander88 19

Good riddance, OP. Imagine the consequences if it had led to hypothetical inbreeding.

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beanthemouse 13

I bet that was his excuse so he wouldnt buy you a gift on HIS birthday.

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karlcolt45 19

well now there might, maybe be, like, a small silver lining here

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mgrabi01 10

It was for the best!!!! Have fun being single where you can date as many men as you want! Hopefully they are more nature than your ex!!!

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upallnight11 19

If he really was your twin he wouldn't be so dumb.

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upallnight11 19

I mean, assuming OP isn't as dumb as her boyfriend. Sorry, I mean EX boyfriend.

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StanSmith2013 26

Is that the only dumb thing he has ever said, or is there more?

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lovelyohhmee 8

How long you were with him, that he didn't know your birthday before? That's a lame excuse.

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hanymandy 6

You don't want to date someone that stupid

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sammyjanette 17

He was either looking for a lame excuse to break up with you or he's an idiot. Either way I say you dodged a bullet.

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Brendan926 6

How do you even start a relationship, without knowing when eachothers birthdays are?

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hiandrews69 29

If that had been me, I would have loved that... He had it easy. That was one less day he had to remember to be extravgent for you.

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