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By Shaun - 16/06/2009 02:13 - United States

Today, I rode my bike to work. While biking on the road, I gave a hand signal for turning left. A car passing the opposite way veered towards me and attempted to give me a high five. I now have cuts all over my body and my bike is in two pieces. FML

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You deserved it 6 173

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By ihpgolj - 18/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML

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You deserved it 43 986

Idiots on bikes

By Anonymous - 09/05/2012 18:50 - United States - Castle Rock

Today, as I pulled to a halt at a stop sign, a cyclist ripped through the air, slammed straight into my fender, and almost launched over my car. I ended up being cited for reckless driving. FML

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You deserved it 2 332

By magicman - 04/07/2012 09:04 - United States

Today, while riding my bike on the sidewalk, I came across a ladder. To avoid bad luck, I swerved around it into the street. I got hit by a car. FML

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You deserved it 31 449

Opportunist

By Mick - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

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You deserved it 95 065

By Banana_Lord - 11/09/2015 23:50 - United Kingdom - Arbroath

Today, I rode my new bike for the first time. I made it less than 100 feet from my driveway before I was almost flattened by someone driving on the wrong side of the road. Upside: I managed to get out of the way. Downside: I did it by slamming my brand new, expensive bike into a wall. FML

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You deserved it 1 854

Show off

By a stupid jackass - 22/06/2012 01:28 - United States - New York

Today, I got lunch with a girl I really like. On the way, for some idiotic reason I decided it would be a good idea to show off by jumping up to high-five the red hand on a traffic sign. I ended up slipping and slamming full-force into the pole. I now have a bruise on my face. FML

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You deserved it 37 561

Breaking the law (and bones)

By Carl - 18/09/2022 20:30

Today, I came out from the E.R. with an arm cast and stitches on my head, all because a cyclist ran me over on a pedestrian walkway and got away. FML

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You deserved it 92

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By Sparky - 20/07/2022 18:00

Today, I was sent to the hospital after being hit by a car while on my bicycle. The police officer said it was my fault for not looking, even though the car pulled up without looking. I now have a small herniated disc in my neck and abrasions on my thigh. FML

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You deserved it 246

By fuck right off - 04/04/2015 17:32 - United Kingdom - Coalville

Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML

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You deserved it 3 030

By Tequila - 20/06/2011 16:12 - Netherlands

Today, my bike abruptly stopped working, torpedoing me headfirst into the sidewalk. I lay there in agony for a few minutes, and the only guy who saw it happen said, "Lucky you didn't get hurt!" FML

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You deserved it 3 219

Cali_Chick 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 9:20

That totally sucks! More bike riders should use hand signals. They don't have turn-signals on their bike like a car does. I vote its an FYL since the moron driving obviously wasn't paying attention in driver's ed.

Prawn_fml 2

Tuesday 16 June 2009 9:14

Gripes. Hope that moron's paying for that.

Comments

24788 6

Tuesday 16 June 2009 9:22

They probably didn't know what you were doing.

maggie_gxx 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 9:24

wow #3 wow. if you dont use them its so inconvenient for the driver!! trust me i know. they so did not deserve it. but hahahah thats hilarious YLIF! i could just picture the guy like hey buddy wassup?! hi five!!!!

airportpork_19 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 9:24

aww gutsss!

Reyo 2

Tuesday 16 June 2009 9:24

Did you at least get a look at his car? That guy was freaking reckless and deserves to pay for every cent of damage. Hell, he'd be lucky if he didn't get convicted of attempted vehicular homicide. Call the police and tell them the make and model (and LPN if you managed to get a good look at it. Even if it's just the first three numbers it'll work.)

noName123456 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 2:47

dont you think attempted homicide is a little harsh, dosent attempted homicide mean you actuallly TRIED to commit homicide not tried to give a high five yeah he should pay for the damage and maby be charged for something but not attempted homicide

cyberpimp 4

Tuesday 5 July 2011 20:39

Take that pipe out of your ass

Alexgoesfml 3

Tuesday 16 June 2009 9:25

That is some high five you got then.

Syoungblood07 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 9:27

Rofl, what a ignorant motorist!! It is obvious that he didn't pay attention in driver's Ed. FYL!

Boweezee 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 9:28

Coolest high five evar.

gingermonster16 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 9:31

Hahahahaha! Omg what douchebag's but that was so funny of them. And dangerous..

kibblesnbits1053 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 9:32

Wow...this is one of the worst FML's I've seen...good luck on getting a new bike, feeling better, and getting that guy off the street. Even if he didn't realize you were giving a turn signal, what idiot attempts to high-five a cyclist from a moving car?