Accident, Bikes and Transportation: Rekt

Rekt

By Shaun - 16/06/2009 02:13 - United States

Today, I rode my bike to work. While biking on the road, I gave a hand signal for turning left. A car passing the opposite way veered towards me and attempted to give me a high five. I now have cuts all over my body and my bike is in two pieces. FML

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You deserved it 6 169

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By ihpgolj - 18/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML

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Idiots on bikes

By Anonymous - 09/05/2012 18:50 - United States - Castle Rock

Today, as I pulled to a halt at a stop sign, a cyclist ripped through the air, slammed straight into my fender, and almost launched over my car. I ended up being cited for reckless driving. FML

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By magicman - 04/07/2012 09:04 - United States

Today, while riding my bike on the sidewalk, I came across a ladder. To avoid bad luck, I swerved around it into the street. I got hit by a car. FML

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You deserved it 31 439

By Mick - 20/02/2009 08:29 - United States

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

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By Banana_Lord - 11/09/2015 23:50 - United Kingdom - Arbroath

Today, I rode my new bike for the first time. I made it less than 100 feet from my driveway before I was almost flattened by someone driving on the wrong side of the road. Upside: I managed to get out of the way. Downside: I did it by slamming my brand new, expensive bike into a wall. FML

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Show off

By a stupid jackass - 22/06/2012 01:28 - United States - New York

Today, I got lunch with a girl I really like. On the way, for some idiotic reason I decided it would be a good idea to show off by jumping up to high-five the red hand on a traffic sign. I ended up slipping and slamming full-force into the pole. I now have a bruise on my face. FML

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You deserved it 37 552

Breaking the law (and bones)

By Carl - 18/09/2022 20:30

Today, I came out from the E.R. with an arm cast and stitches on my head, all because a cyclist ran me over on a pedestrian walkway and got away. FML

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You deserved it 91

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By Sparky - 20/07/2022 18:00

Today, I was sent to the hospital after being hit by a car while on my bicycle. The police officer said it was my fault for not looking, even though the car pulled up without looking. I now have a small herniated disc in my neck and abrasions on my thigh. FML

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You deserved it 246

By fuck right off - 04/04/2015 17:32 - United Kingdom - Coalville

Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML

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You deserved it 3 025

By Tequila - 20/06/2011 16:12 - Netherlands

Today, my bike abruptly stopped working, torpedoing me headfirst into the sidewalk. I lay there in agony for a few minutes, and the only guy who saw it happen said, "Lucky you didn't get hurt!" FML

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You deserved it 3 217

Cali_Chick 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 9:20

That totally sucks! More bike riders should use hand signals. They don't have turn-signals on their bike like a car does. I vote its an FYL since the moron driving obviously wasn't paying attention in driver's ed.

Prawn_fml 2

Tuesday 16 June 2009 9:14

Gripes. Hope that moron's paying for that.

Comments

veliki 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 9:34

This will make a wonderful story to tell to your kids

lukewarmocha 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 9:35

haha another victam of idiocy...that really sucks.

trojan124 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 9:36

I hate people who bike on roads without bike lanes. Use the sidewalk, you can't keep up with the cars. YDI!

starberries 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 21:50

It's illegal to bike on the sidewalk. **** off.

ndvorsky 4

Wednesday 19 October 2011 20:04

Also bike lanes can't turn left

Xero3g 5

Tuesday 16 June 2009 9:38

At least he seemed friendly...

Hurricanevenom 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 9:38

#3 oh so you're saying this person deserve it for being careful in trafic? Lol you fail.

StarrieyedFML 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 9:39

#3- ..... are you being serious right now.... Wow. You are required to use them if 1. Your blinkers are out. 2. If you are ON A BIKE USING THE TURN LANE TO TURN LEFT..... My god. Go take driver's ed again. PLEASE.

awsumelefants 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 9:39

haha funny - for all the dumbasses telling him to get a car, shut up and go green man!! haha

amatayo 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 9:42

High 5! That has to be one crazy guy to try and high 5 a dude on a bike. I wonder what he was thinking. " Hey is that bill, well he wants a high 5 so it must be him. Here he comes imma slam into his hand as hard as I can." People are so stupid.

DingusLvl5 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 9:44

It took me an hour to finally write this (Due to a forgotten e-mail password, and an activation code). FAIL!!!

DieselGirl 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 9:45

I didnt pay much attention in drivers ed, but really? how could anyone possibly think that you wanted a high five, THEY are just straight up retarded. FYL for sure