Rent hike to be expected

By Benji - 13/10/2008 08:32

Today, my 63-year-old neighbor jumped out of his window. I was the first to find him, alive, naked and stuck in a bush. I guess I shouldn't have laughed at him while waiting for the ambulance, because he turned out to be my landlord. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Did he kick you out because you really can't deserve it unless something happens. He should be thankful that you helped him.

Hahaha! That is just hilarious! I am, however, very curious to know the background to this story. What could have caused your landlord to jump out the window naked!? :-D

I am proud to be Ukrainian, where at least I know I'm free to pull a gun out in class.

I am proud to be Ukrainian, where at least I know I'm free to pull out a gun in class.

The issue is that they are in a school

"Concealed carry licenses are available, but are not normally issued unless a threat to life is present and can be proven." And if you don't understand what the issue is you are part of the problem.

If I didn't know better I'd say this was in America.