Repetitive

By justgreat - 24/03/2012 02:30 - United States - Opa Locka

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Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
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ak_6694 16

And another person struck down by the vicious sting of blue balls. I feel your pain, I've been in a similar spot. At the same time, I really can't imagine the girls ever have fun doing that stuff in the first place

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WolfGirlRin 12

Thank you. Someone else thinks so.

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mackdeezy 22

I grow tired of reading this fml over and over; this has happened to so many people.

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Pilotchick 8

No usually it's the guy that falls asleep. I don't know of many people that can fall asleep with someone's private parts in their mouth..

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Humor_Ran_Dry 9

Most people have this strange fixation on sexual pleasure...I dont get it much either. The mindless will stay sexually indulged.

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mikeymayhem_87 15

Well..... A few people had some suggestions. Perhaps return the favor, but don't fall asleep doing it lol. Maybe she'll enjoy it enough to try again and not fall asleep on you. That's my suggestion.

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peachez323 0

did the famous words of Dave chapell "Im gona pee on u" ever cross ur mind

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Crazberry 5

Don't be so selfish... Yeah it's not a good thing to do in the middle of it but at least she was trying. Cut her some slack and buy her some flowers for the attempt. There's always other days.

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boundbytheanimus 9

Yes, because I expect my boyfriend to buy me presents if I ever fall asleep with his dick down my throat.

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high_tower87 9

What world do you live in where that would deserve flowers...?

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Crazberry 5

My point is guys do so much bitching when they don't get to finish that they don't appreciate the fact that a lot of girls wouldn't do it in the first place. I never said that she deserved flowers because she fell asleep, I said she deserved them for the attempt. Having a dick shoved down one's throat isn't exactly fun in the first place. The least a guy can do is show some appreciation for it instead of just saying, "Boo hoo it didn't happen the way I wanted it to."

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prettyinpunk1025 14

Crazberry, I agree with you 100%! I will never give head, so he's lucky he has a girl who will even offer/Attempt it.

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Rxoxdx 0

If she took too much Benedryl she would hallucinate

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mrphychrs 5

you sure you didn't choke her and she just passed out?

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paramedic915 5

Well at least she did not choke on it

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grannygruber 6

My guess is you were not responding to it in a way that indicated you were enjoying it. Maybe she went to sleep listening to you snore while your noodle went soft! Seriously dude, if you don't seem to be enjoying it, where was her incentive to finish the job?

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