Repetitive

By justgreat - 24/03/2012 02:30 - United States - Opa Locka

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Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
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immaMonsta 8

That's a first I hope I never receive.

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proud2fly 7

Hope she doesn't grind her teeth when she sleeps! Ouch.

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luckyd880 12

You are probably so small she forgot it was in her mouth.

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neftalyflores23 0

Ha thts funny.

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ididntdoit1980 8

Experience this before?

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MrGroovy28 7

I feel more comfortable that someone was thinking exact same thing!

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jideare 3

No!? That's the point. Didn't get no action. SHE FELL ASLEEP!? What kinda actions have u been settling for?

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idontknowyou123 0

22 - The FML says '...fell asleep while...' so I assumed it was during. If OP meant she fell asleep before he would of said so.

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saksxalmo 20

#38-- would have* or would've* please. (-_-)

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jideare 3

Looks like it worked too. Pttf! Unlucky for OP

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MamieJoy98 7

25- OMG!!! Woodstock!! Bestie of Snoopy!!!! :D :D

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Obryn 9

You were getting head, right? Cup half full.

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RedMosquito 4

Finish it off yourself, cup completely full.

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ididntdoit1980 8

On the next 1000 Ways to Die: Death By Head

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braydin72 6

I know someone who's husband had a brain aneurism and died that way.

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pdp_fml 21

That has some similarities to my own story. My wife couldn't finish my hand job because she fell asleep. I understand you, but she was trying to give you sex. Forgive her and try sex in the morning when she is awake.

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dlohoh978 8

You dont give someone sex, you have sex with someone

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WolfGirlRin 12

I can see why she did. Giving head is boring.

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killerkiss92 8

It is boring especially if they fall asleep after and don't give you oral after... ( such a jackass)

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dmadsen33 9

:D indeed it is. Thanks for having the guts to say it though.! So many guys believe that a woman is in heaven if she gets to touch his dick. - But no.!

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WolfGirlRin 12

85 - it's not about doing it wrong it's just the fact that it's incredibly boring. It's one sided fun.

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