Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Repetitive

Repetitive

By justgreat - 24/03/2012 02:30 - United States - Opa Locka

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML

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Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML

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By dom - 08/09/2010 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML

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Today, my girlfriend fell asleep during sex. This isn't the first time. FML

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Today, my wife fell asleep. I was giving her head at the time. Her snoring gave it away. FML

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Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML

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By bootyislife - 16/06/2015 20:01 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, my girlfriend made me put a blanket over my head while giving me a blowjob because she didn't like the faces I was making. FML

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By ryan - 10/02/2010 15:08 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2012 04:52 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML

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By gassygirlfriend - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Nampa

Today, I was spooning with my girlfriend. She fell asleep and spent the next 15 minutes farting on me. FML

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xiaoxaio 5

Saturday 24 March 2012 9:17

her head fell asleep on your head

KunoKanashimi 3

Saturday 24 March 2012 9:16

Isn't it usually the other way around?

Comments

br0ccoli 14

Saturday 24 March 2012 18:50

Noor, you're funny and most likely right.

bhickman15 0

Saturday 24 March 2012 19:10

You could always continue

Ray_of_midnight 22

Saturday 24 March 2012 19:19

Better than *you* falling asleep.

cjrand 7

Saturday 24 March 2012 19:30

Kudos to her... Just condition her to keep doing that... Pretty soon she'll want your junk every time she goes to bed

Misael 4

Saturday 24 March 2012 20:20

Damn that blows...

burz_fml 5

Saturday 24 March 2012 20:34

Kinky

silentblack 0

Saturday 24 March 2012 20:49

Wow how did that happen? Maybe she was bored

athos1237 4

Saturday 24 March 2012 21:00

You finished anyway, right? The money shot should of woken her up. IJS

bubo_fml 10

Saturday 24 March 2012 21:03

Urinate?

badactor009 0

Saturday 24 March 2012 21:19

Well, we can't really say that your life sucks, can we?

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