Responsible

By Anonymous - 18/04/2009 21:12 - United States

Today, I was responsible for taking care of Hoppers, the rabbit belonging to my son's third grade class. Tomorrow my son returns Hoppers so the next student can care for him. That won't be happening because Hoppers hopped out my fifth story window. FML
I agree, your life sucks 67 739
You deserved it 15 842

Same thing different taste

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JustAndrew79 0
_apecakez 0

poor Hoppers. :( maybe, taxiderm him and return him? "YAY! Hoppers is back! why isn't he hopping?" ".. i don't know.."

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Silly Hoppers! You were just so eager to go on an adventure, and look what happened! Needless to say, you're in trouble with your mother!

22_fml 0

why was the damn rabbit so close to the window....and why did you have the rabbit out of the cage?

Just think: 3rd-graders have successfully cared for this bunny, and you were the one who finally killed him. Poor baby. Your options now are A) Buy a new bunny that looks like Hoppers and hope no one notices or B) Allow your kid to be mercilessly persecuted in a manner that may follow him around for life over killing the class pet.

Meowff 0

Buy a new rabbit. Easy. Bah hah hah, #21. "YESSSS, FREEDOMMM!" "Wait, Wait, WTF?!" *SPAAAALAT!* TBDI The bunny deserved it. (Or rabbit. Whatever.) What rabbit is freaking stupid enough to jump out a window? Even my rabbit, which is the most retarded rabbit almost ever, wouldn't even do that. If I try to carry him NEAR the window he flips out.

hey #1, guess what? we know you are first because there is this blue number underneath your comment... no need to point it out

MKflyy 0

ROTFLCOPTER@ 2, 6, 11, &13. this FML made me giggle way more than i usually do.

hawaiianxpunchx3 0

eh buy em a new one. be like hoppers unfourtunately thought it would be fun to jump out the window of my apartment so, i thought you deserve a smarter rabbit. at least it wasnt kindergarteners. 3rd graders are more mature. theyll understand.

Meowff 0

Oh, and could you comment and tell us what he landed on? I'm curious. Hopefully nothing that made much of a mess. I remember once my hamster jumped out the window and landed on top of a stiff, but soft, bush. He survived, but I had to chase him around the yard, and he almost ran into the sewer.

Half these comments made me giggle. The other half...jeez. Calm down, it's just a story. It's just a site. We come here to laugh and enjoy the stories. This is the first fml where people came up with more creative comment. :]