Rewarding

By feiedbutter - 07/12/2013 14:55 - Canada - Ottawa

Spicy
Today, my wife made me a Sex Rewards Chart, where I get points by doing chores and such, and 50 points gets me some action. She refuses to even look at me if I haven't earned the points, and is contemplating sleeping alone in the guest room until I earn more points. FML
I agree, your life sucks 66 122
You deserved it 20 827

Same thing different taste

Comments

harrisoncohix 5

**** that, give her a Sex Punishment chart with one item: No sex until the Sex Rewards chart is gone.

What happened to make your wife that desperate to get your help around the house?

Don't let her use sex as a weapon.if you give in to this it will only get worse.you should be pulling your fair shares of the house work though.but don't do it now it will only make it look like you are doing it to get sex. Maybe you should stop doing anything for her unless she pays for it with sex

Then that would be stooping down to her level. What ever happened to mature adults getting married and discussing problems they have with each other?

MuppetMerkin 10

That's a good way to get a divorce...

Sounds like it's time to make a spending limit rewards chart that correlates with the amount of sex received. If she doesn't give in, spend it all on hookers and leave none for her extra spending. Win win really.

Run her a bath then washing the dishes and clean the floors, whilst she is in the bath back and foot rub and ask how her day was ... If this gets you enough points you might be allowed to join her in the bath

jefrey 9

Dude, i have extra points, need some?

Don't you know? You can't combine two cards! Limit one card per transaction, good sir. I think OP's wife also forgot to mention that there's an expiration date.

perdix 29

You should secretly hire a maid. That way, you can solve your problem one way or the other ;). Maybe both ways :D

Well she might be worth it. Clean the house and her good if you know what I mean.