Valentine's slay, Living together and Intimacy: Rewarding

Rewarding

By feiedbutter - 07/12/2013 14:55 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my wife made me a Sex Rewards Chart, where I get points by doing chores and such, and 50 points gets me some action. She refuses to even look at me if I haven't earned the points, and is contemplating sleeping alone in the guest room until I earn more points. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2023 12:00

Today, my wife has implemented a point-based system for sex. The list she sent shows I can I earn, for example, 20 points for washing the dishes, 50 for vacuuming the house, but only 5 for walking the dog. I get some action for every 5,000 points I earn, which should take about 4 months if I really work at it. FML

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By Somerandomguy64 - 10/12/2013 18:04 - United States - Pleasantville

Today, my wife made a system where I earn gaming time by either giving her money or doing her favors. Now whenever I use my phone, she accuses me of "secretly playing Xbox games" and gets pissed at me. I'm 28 years-old. FML

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By seeminglyunsexy - 14/08/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, my wife decided she didn't want to lose weight with me. We were trying to decide on a reward for each pound lost. I suggested sex as the reward. She felt it wasn't fair to punish her just because I lost weight. FML

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Caught in 4K

By ScrewU - 17/08/2022 19:59 - United States

Today, I got off early from work to catch my wife screwing her co-worker in our bed. I ask her what I did to deserve this. She told me she was “lonely” and that he “always makes her feel like a woman,” unlike me. She would come home from work and I would initiate intimacy, but she would decline every time. FML

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By Username - 18/03/2010 08:21 - France

Today, my wife told me she was very horny as we have not had sex in about two weeks, so I told her to do something for me to get me in the mood. She sighed and then went upstairs to get ready for work. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2016 12:46 - Switzerland - Chur

Today, my wife is treating me like I'm the devil, all because I refused to go on medication that would kill my sex drive, just so she wouldn't have to deal with me actually wanting to make love more than once a year. FML

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Health kick

By Anonymous - 05/02/2022 00:01

Today, after my wife set a new rule to improve my health, one sex session for every three visits to the gym, which has greatly improved our sex life for two months, and I've never been fitter, but now she complains I'm not keeping her company on the couch anymore. FML

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Affection breakdown

By Anonymous - 19/12/2020 13:02 - United Kingdom - Boston

Today, my wife can't be bothered to do anything that isn't work, talk about her work, and sit on the sofa. Then she complains that I don't show any affection, when she can be bothered to even talk to me. FML

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By Uhg - 10/03/2019 02:00

Today, my spouse made it clear that they would rather play video games than be intimate with me. I've tried everything, but get nothing. FML

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Waste of time

By I'mmessedup - 29/09/2021 22:59

Today, after weeks of every excuse not to, my wife wanted sex. It was amazing, and she had at least 3 orgasms. Instead of cuddling afterwards, she got up like someone kicked her and started bitching about all the things she could have been doing, as she got dressed and stormed out. FML

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tanekdrachonae 19

Saturday 7 December 2013 19:39

Guess you should get to work then.

MelTheGreat 23

Saturday 7 December 2013 19:40

Sweep or weep.

Comments

numberswoman 14

Sunday 8 December 2013 4:30

She sounds like a psycho biatch!

Curlytwirly22 17

Sunday 8 December 2013 4:31

Okay I don't want to tell you this but she might be cheating on you because why would she do such a thing unless she knows you can't earn the points and she doesn't want to do it with you and she only wants to do it with the other man or she might just be crazy either way I'm Sorry buddy

Phooey 22

Sunday 8 December 2013 4:34

This is one reason why guys cheat on their partner, withholding on sex .

Cory123125 3

Sunday 8 December 2013 4:36

What a shitty wife. Marriage counseling is a thing but really divorce sounds great here.

uarudeassbitchyo 17

Sunday 8 December 2013 4:39

Ungrateful little *****.

koztm 12

Sunday 8 December 2013 4:44

Your wife is a genius.

Llama_Face89 33

Sunday 8 December 2013 4:55

I need to make sure none of my future significant others ever stumble across this FML...it must never see the light of day...

Narcolepsie 1

Sunday 8 December 2013 5:14

make a list of things she has to do to earn points for you to do chores if a woman is going to do this she obviously don't want you as much as you want her sorry to say but she shouldn't need a point system