Valentine's slay, Living together and Intimacy: Rewarding

Rewarding

By feiedbutter - 07/12/2013 14:55 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my wife made me a Sex Rewards Chart, where I get points by doing chores and such, and 50 points gets me some action. She refuses to even look at me if I haven't earned the points, and is contemplating sleeping alone in the guest room until I earn more points. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2023 12:00

Today, my wife has implemented a point-based system for sex. The list she sent shows I can I earn, for example, 20 points for washing the dishes, 50 for vacuuming the house, but only 5 for walking the dog. I get some action for every 5,000 points I earn, which should take about 4 months if I really work at it. FML

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By Somerandomguy64 - 10/12/2013 18:04 - United States - Pleasantville

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Today, my wife decided she didn't want to lose weight with me. We were trying to decide on a reward for each pound lost. I suggested sex as the reward. She felt it wasn't fair to punish her just because I lost weight. FML

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By Username - 18/03/2010 08:21 - France

Today, my wife told me she was very horny as we have not had sex in about two weeks, so I told her to do something for me to get me in the mood. She sighed and then went upstairs to get ready for work. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2016 12:46 - Switzerland - Chur

Today, my wife is treating me like I'm the devil, all because I refused to go on medication that would kill my sex drive, just so she wouldn't have to deal with me actually wanting to make love more than once a year. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2022 00:01

Today, after my wife set a new rule to improve my health, one sex session for every three visits to the gym, which has greatly improved our sex life for two months, and I've never been fitter, but now she complains I'm not keeping her company on the couch anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2020 13:02 - United Kingdom - Boston

Today, my wife can't be bothered to do anything that isn't work, talk about her work, and sit on the sofa. Then she complains that I don't show any affection, when she can be bothered to even talk to me. FML

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Waste of time

By I'mmessedup - 29/09/2021 22:59

Today, after weeks of every excuse not to, my wife wanted sex. It was amazing, and she had at least 3 orgasms. Instead of cuddling afterwards, she got up like someone kicked her and started bitching about all the things she could have been doing, as she got dressed and stormed out. FML

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tanekdrachonae 19

Saturday 7 December 2013 19:39

Guess you should get to work then.

MelTheGreat 23

Saturday 7 December 2013 19:40

Sweep or weep.

Comments

EvilLittleMan 23

Sunday 8 December 2013 5:34

Your wife shouldn't have to create a Sex Rewards Card to motivate you to be a good husband. Step up to the plate and start contributing to the upkeep of the household you lazy...

aire101 16

Sunday 8 December 2013 5:39

More than the withholding sex, the sleeping in the guest room worries me. I have heard from many people, those married and those divorced, that not sleeping together causes some serious strain on the relationship. That you lose a certain closeness when you no longer sleep in the same bed. one even said he thought that was the nail in the coffin that lead to a divorce. it speaks of issues a hell of a lot deeper than chores.

commandercolbert 6

Sunday 8 December 2013 6:02

so get off ur lazy ass lol its not a big deal

edmunson 22

Sunday 8 December 2013 6:09

Two words...hopeless relationship. I feel sorry for BOTH the OP and spouse. Sad "marriage" that has to resort to ANY type of a point system!!!

Luigi2012SM64DS 6

Sunday 8 December 2013 6:15

Who the **** wouldn't take up that offer?

JOUSH94 5

Sunday 8 December 2013 6:28

You don't have let her control you like that, that's BS! Don't do anything for the list for a while and maybe she will come crawling for you after some time

fatkidfalling 11

Sunday 8 December 2013 6:37

You're married to a BIATCH

Gottobekiddingme 7

Sunday 8 December 2013 6:47

Sex is not a bargaining tool, it is an expression of love. If your wife is using it as punishment you should both go see a marriage counselor as soon as possible. Your marriage is likely to fail if not. And for all you crazy women who agree with this, shame on you. You will get the pansies you deserve and wish for a real man.

amisenho 11

Monday 9 December 2013 23:14

If by "pansies," you mean "husbands that actually help out around the house when both of you work outside the home," then yes, I guess they will. I'm in no way condoning OP's wife's actions, but for someone to pull this level of desperation must have seen problems with OP's lack of help for a while. It's rare for someone to use this extreme of a system on the first offense, unless they've developed some serious communication/mental issues during the marriage.