Rewarding

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML
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Codezlol 21

Tell her that the lady down the street will do it for 100 so she had better rethink her bargain.

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maa_rico 4

But wait, by the wife doing that isn't she punishing herself also? if not sex for him then not sex for her, unless..........

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1twilight 0

lmfao shes smart now mabey u will actually do stuff around the house

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ArmedcrackerR6 8

nail her best friend

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xxfezxx 0

maybe you should have your own points system, you know like 10 point for a handjob 20 for a ******* and the reward should be you do not sleep around.

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rockefoe 6

um wow. you're an asshole for thinking that not cheating on your wife is doing her a favor; that's kind of expected dipshit.

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Leo518 0

great idea. except I wouldn't use it for sex ( y punish myself) I would UsE it on the kids if they want something etc....

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JB1aze 0

kick ur wife off her high horse.... marrige is about workin as a team not bein a controlling bitch....on the same behalf u should help out more around the house

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JayBird131 0

your wife sounds like a real ****!

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BottledPanda 0

wait wait wait. Op's Wife should be doing all those things. Tell her is she plans to eat, sleep, or use anything in your house then she better get to work cleaning, cooking, and pleasing you. Oh and if it was her house she was given the privlige of marrying you so the house and everything in it is now yours. Deal with it women. Men > women

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Invierno 10

Congrats. You just won the Most Idiotic Response Award.

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Cinn_fml 22

Trolls these days, no imagination...

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Firebalone 13

My husband says that sucks and he said... I would be doing my own point system for her. If she does not get enough points in a certain time frame, a divorce is filed. Hehe

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