Rewarding

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML
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Top comments

Codezlol 21

Tell her that the lady down the street will do it for 100 so she had better rethink her bargain.

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maa_rico 4

But wait, by the wife doing that isn't she punishing herself also? if not sex for him then not sex for her, unless..........

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masolano 0

just be like..oh what do u know u need 2600 points to go out shopping

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SLP9008 0

lmao. That's awesome. Maybe you should be a decent husband and help her sometimes and maybe the 'points' system would disappear. Great Idea though.

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zombiebram 0

grow some balls. leave her now!!!

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cheezybob 0

if she does that find it else where that way you don't need points **** that shit

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trav747 0

be a man and slap her with ur dick

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tlbmama 0

that's an awesome idea lol

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trey9991 0

go get it somewhere else. if my old lady did this shed be someone else's old lady real fast

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