Rewarding

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML
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Codezlol 21

Tell her that the lady down the street will do it for 100 so she had better rethink her bargain.

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maa_rico 4

But wait, by the wife doing that isn't she punishing herself also? if not sex for him then not sex for her, unless..........

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vintage12 0

hahhaha she must really hate your sex man lol

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jess6blondie9 2

161 - Not necessarily. She just wants some help around the house, and sex is the only thing that will drive him to do it.

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HunterAlpha1 8

what about food? that's what my sister uses to get me to do things around the house!

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Calyx_fml 21

Your wife is a *****. Chores, money, drugs... It doesn't matter what is exchanged. The sex will suck. Nip this in the bud or divorce her.

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SLiPKNoT57 0

2300 points?..... or a 50 dollar hooker... you pick

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cPTcAPSLOCK 4

Well, obviously you're not good enough in bed then - If you were, she'd *give* you points for having sex, and the more points you've got, the less chore's you'd have to do.

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Basket_Case_ 0

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! *points and laughs*

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Sober1128 9

my guess is this isn't about sex at all. she's tired of doing all the work and he needs to step up. this was probably the only way she could think of to get through to him because I guarantee she's been telling him to help for awhile.

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monnanon 13

I think that too. Sometimes the only way to get through to someone is to withhold what they really want. My guess is she will not wait til the full amount of the points are accumulated but will wait just long enough for him to prove that he is willing to help out.

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smump 0

shes like a hooker now lol

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hailes915 2

I find this humorously genius. But a bit unfair too. I think it's good for a man to do some work around the house, but I'd say every 100 points should be the goal. Ahhh... motivation.

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tbonea1990 0

well good luck. she doesn't want to have sex with you

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Babsipoodles 0

I'd make it atleast 200

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