Rewarding

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Spicy
Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML
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Top comments

Codezlol 21

Tell her that the lady down the street will do it for 100 so she had better rethink her bargain.

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maa_rico 4

But wait, by the wife doing that isn't she punishing herself also? if not sex for him then not sex for her, unless..........

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Comments

KrazzyNV 0

go jackoff and cum all over he clothes and say you *did* them. Or do like someone else says and say then if you give her a certain ammount of money you get points. That will only work tho if you're the only one with the job.

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heyred 11

It's like she is begging the OP to cheat!

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vettle 6

I guess that's what she has to do to get you to do something around the house.

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Antonio82 0

how many points do you need to go to the pros without her knowing Answer: 0 gotta be the most stupid idea a woman has come up with yet!

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HomeAl0ne 20

Well, she's put a price on her body (and I suspect it might be overinflated due to a monopoly situation) but she has given away all respect for her. She's going to be taking you for a ride, not giving you one.

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jayAZ 3

funny, I only needed 23 points! ;)

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chosen_one_fml 0

yo sex must be wack as hell

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