Rewarding

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML
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Top comments

Codezlol 21

Tell her that the lady down the street will do it for 100 so she had better rethink her bargain.

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maa_rico 4

But wait, by the wife doing that isn't she punishing herself also? if not sex for him then not sex for her, unless..........

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Comments

that_is_Nathy 9

What if you suck in bed? And that so horribly that she's like " hahaha I won't have to get it on with him AND his doing the household" Seen from that side it's a win win situation^^

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New_mommy2011 0

hehehe! that's so wrong of her. but -350 points for complaining.

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rockefoe 6

ohh my god my new favorite. HILARIOUS

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Peasanthunter_fml 0

Tell her there is a points rewards system for using your money, house, shower, and such.

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agwatz14 0

End point system or end marriage.

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nocanhaz 4

Wow she just turned you into her "bitch", forcing you to do work for sex is crazy. If anybody can think of a better word comment and tell me.

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nocanhaz 4

WOOT! I was the 200th comment!

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cocoapebbles 0

Just like the chores she's assigned you, sex with you must be a chore. You must think it's her duty as a wife to please your self-centered lazy ass anytime you see fit while she gets nothing in return and fakes it for you. She's a genius for showing you that sex with you is nothing but a chore for her and therefore you will do chores in return. She probably works a job just like you do but you do nothing around the house. You are one of these jerks that thinks her wife owes her everything and you are entitled to be a lazy self-centered slob just because she married you. Hooray for her standing up to you. She should divorce you. YDI

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fthku 13

It amazes me everytime the ridiculous stories you people come up with. You don't know one ******* thing about the OP. Not a single piece of information as to who he is, or what he does. People like you, who are quick to judge like this, often do it because they don't want busy themselves with thoughts about their own pathetic lives. You're probably a man-hater, with hair all over your body, that has been rejected since high school and so developed a hate towards men. See what a completely bullshit story I just made up? (don't even know if you're a guy or a girl) It's on par with yours.

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Meg1Surf2Blonde3 0

break up or... earn it ;P

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