Rewarding

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML
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Codezlol 21

Tell her that the lady down the street will do it for 100 so she had better rethink her bargain.

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maa_rico 4

But wait, by the wife doing that isn't she punishing herself also? if not sex for him then not sex for her, unless..........

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just_dgarcia6686 0

**** that! jerk off on her face while she's asleep, then yell "10 points bitch!"

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alwayswrong13 0

Tell that bitch you get 5 points for every dollar she spends!

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Callyn 47

Well, it's time to schedule some marriage counseling. There's obviously some deeper problem here than either lack of sex or laziness on your part. Going straight to divorce is not the answer, but ignoring the issues isn't the answer either. Try and work them out and if you can't, then maybe you should think about calling it quits. Good luck, OP.

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Resplendant 5

Lol. Her method may have worked if she didn't make it so unfair on his end. 2300 is a bit much.

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triggerit 5

is there any discounts? Can somebody earn points for your wife as well?

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Daisy_D 0

Im also in the same boat 173. Desperate acts call for desperate messures. Dont be a lazyass and she wouldnt feel the need to cut u off common sense dude

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kinga08 0

That's wrong. Sex is vital to any healthy relationship, and from the sound of it, you two don't have a healthy one. You guys are married and should be able to talk it out and compromise instead of allowing her to create a point system for sex--that's wrong and too long to go without getting any.

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monnanon 13

I dont think its a point system for sex, its a point system to get him to help out. Maybe he is a real ass and does nothing apart from sit on his backside all day then demand sex from her. I bet she will wait only a few days with him doing more chores around the house before "rewarding" him.

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kinga08 0

You are probably right, I mean, you have to be crazy to just wake up and think "Today, I am going to create a point system so that my husband can have sex with me." Either way, if that is the case, I think creating a point system is the completely wrong way to go about solving his lack of help around the house. I think the point system will ruin the idea and intimacy of sex, which could possibly (actually, probably will) ruin sex between them. Once the sex is gone or goes bad, the relationship goes WAY down hill. I think it's a horrible way to approach and solve the problem, especially when you're married.

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Beck2209 0

Give her reward points for something like shopping or something. Or just do things to piss her off.

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