Rewarding

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML
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Codezlol 21

Tell her that the lady down the street will do it for 100 so she had better rethink her bargain.

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maa_rico 4

But wait, by the wife doing that isn't she punishing herself also? if not sex for him then not sex for her, unless..........

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NiteKitti 7

Yes, Divorce the man who thinks the wife must do everything.

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MariSB 1

I suggest you start doing something around the house:) lol

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breadstickez 5

You married an elementary teacher, didnt you?

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heyitsme0123 6

115 loads of laundry for sex... Pffttttttt soooooo not worth it XD

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preetss 0

She needs the dick more than you need the ******. Be a man

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audiophileMom 11

Your wife is an inspiration!!!!

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hellryu 20

What if OP's wife is just a bitch? Marriage is all about communicating with each other, not setting up bullshit like a crappy point system. Try and talk to her OP, set things straight. If she won't budge, say what others have said " The sexy neighbor down the street will do it for 100" or leave, you don't need to put up with anyone's crap.

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NightlyChecker 6

By now. You should have gotten laid atleast once.

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M0rt 0

and this Is why hookers were created

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