Rewarding

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML
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Codezlol 21

Tell her that the lady down the street will do it for 100 so she had better rethink her bargain.

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maa_rico 4

But wait, by the wife doing that isn't she punishing herself also? if not sex for him then not sex for her, unless..........

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summerguy97 16

starve her from sex. delay it until she starts begging. it may be hard, but you wont have the point system anymore. hehehe

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JaysFanStu 3

Make a points system for her for paying the Bills and mortgage etc.

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withered 30

Does it say she doesn't do that? No, it doesn't. But let us be pricks and decide that since she is woman ofc she is at home and doesn't know what a job is, has no income and never paid a bill in her life. Because obviously she's the one not investing and working in the relationship and not him.

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BiGaL12343 7

If I was you Id do nothing for her house work wise since she made this points system and constantly start jacking off in front of her till she gets the message that you don't need her if shes going to be so horrible and unloving towards you, a couple are meant to share sex and enjoy it. It is NOT OKAY for women to use sex as a weapon, it's sad and pathetic. If my wife ever did something like that to me I wouldn't have sex with her for a year.

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BiGaL12343 7

having said this, don't be a shit **** either, If you do nothing around the house then I get why this was done... you do a fair amount of the house work 50/50 then you have a fun, interesting and regular sexlife together and everyone is happy!

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girl112891 7

That sucks! ... But such a great idea. Great for some really lazy guys who do absolutely nothing and expect you to have energy for sex after all the chores.

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shitwit2234 0

Has anybody noticed that almost all the FMLs have the same writing style. I think the FML team is hiring people to write these

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WorldsGhost 2

I'm sorry but I have to say this, put your man juice in her laundry and the dishes! Haha

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jeffnine 4

Only 10 points for dishes Jesus that should be at least 50

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