Rewarding

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML
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Top comments

Codezlol 21

Tell her that the lady down the street will do it for 100 so she had better rethink her bargain.

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maa_rico 4

But wait, by the wife doing that isn't she punishing herself also? if not sex for him then not sex for her, unless..........

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Edgre_Rowe 3

Good thing theres a thing called "Wall hacks" and by "Wall Hacks" i mean "surprize buttsecks"

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wickedwyatt234 3

Just ignore her like dont talk to her or say no alot and when she asks whats goin on tell her or let her catch u masterbating

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oldred16 0

Tell her "psssh u ain't THAT good"

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thundergirl_fml 2

While the number does seem "a bit" high, I have to say I like her style :)

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quin4056 5

You gotta **** one, Marry one, Kill one.

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carsonphillips 7

This is excellent. Kudos to your wife.

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ChelXD 0

This is a great idea she's a genius! Although that is a little high.

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dawnet 5

haha, that's hilarious. xD

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NocturnalCro 14

You should add '4600 points for not cheating on her stupid ass.

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