Rise

By Anonymous - 03/02/2010 00:01 - United States

Today, I went indoor rock climbing with my uncle and his 5 year-old girl. I'm about halfway up the hardest ascent when my arm cramps up. As I stretched my arm, my cousin yells up at me in her tiny voice, "Prove you're a man and climb that wall!" I fell off. I was emasculated by a 5 year-old. FML
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e⋅mas⋅cu⋅late   [v. i-mas-kyuh-leyt; adj. i-mas-kyuh-lit, -leyt] verb, -lat⋅ed, -lat⋅ing, adjective –verb (used with object) 1. to castrate. 2. to deprive of strength or vigor; weaken. If you're like me and choose to assume the last sentence is not directly relevant to the other ones, this FML could be hilarious in a whole new way.

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Sekococo 0

^ wouldn't that count as child labour O.O OP its ok just blame age and when she become a teenager and has her firast boyfriend and he wants to try anal. Tell her to take it up the ass like a real women.

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nolimits 0

You proved you're a wuss! Little girl = WIN :)

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offtheheezy 0

For a 5 year old to say that is pretty hilarious/very cute.

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Pearljammer001 0

ok nobody should love or even like the word emasculate

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sks4613 1

laughing to hard to reply. that is insane.

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theonlysweetpea 10

Damn that's adorable... but it sucks to be you. I would never have told anyone. Ever.

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mrmerino 0

not being able to climb that wall doesn't make you any less of a man, OP.

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kittiecatgrace 6

Weakling!!! I'm a scrawny 13 year old girl and on the rock climbing team, and I don't fall of of the wall!!! It's ok though, it's more skill than strength.

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