Road rage

By Xtine - 23/06/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, while on the road, I saw a turtle in the middle of the other lane. I slammed on my brakes and got out, holding up, and pissing off, several drivers on both sides of the highway. Getting closer to the turtle, I realized that it was not a turtle at all, but a very large pile of dog shit. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Wtf? When did a dog have time to take a large crap on a highway???

Comments

UGADawg08 1

You deserve it for stopping on a freaking highway because you saw a turtle. What a moron!

Lol so the other drivers watched you get out of your car, probably trip but still be standing then walk over to the "DOG" shit and then get back in your car?

yep, because a turtle would be in the middle of a highway?

beeeetles161 0

OMG LOOK A TURTLE.... o wait.

FmattL 0

How does dog shit get on the highway?

YDI for attempting to care for a worthless animal.

Way to endanger every life on the road over a "turtle."

Would have been funnier if it was a turtle, you saved it and then it bit you.

I'm glad you at least attempted to save a turtle.