Rock on!

By wtf - 08/03/2012 09:03 - United States

Today, I was jamming out and playing some air guitar. I somehow managed to knee myself directly in my left eye socket. I now have a hideously swollen face and a black eye. When people ask me what happened, I'll be hesitant to tell the truth. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Yeah, I'd come up with a better story for that black eye. Make it a good one. Maybe something involving a mugging with 2 attackers.

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meridius4510 4

how the F@#% did you manage that?!?!

"So, what happened to your face?" "Oh, well, I was helping INTERPOL catch the world's most wanted criminal, and during the knife fight he punched me in the face before i hog tied him and collected the bounty!"

The, "nailed me in the left eye socket," got me good. Nice job man. (x

Fantasya_fml 6
FMLFunny11 6

Say "if you think that's bad you should see the other guy!" Then slowly show them your knee...

I know the feeling all to well... it hurts emotionally