Rock on!

By wtf - 08/03/2012 09:03 - United States

Today, I was jamming out and playing some air guitar. I somehow managed to knee myself directly in my left eye socket. I now have a hideously swollen face and a black eye. When people ask me what happened, I'll be hesitant to tell the truth. FML
I agree, your life sucks 10 841
You deserved it 24 511

Same thing different taste

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Yeah, I'd come up with a better story for that black eye. Make it a good one. Maybe something involving a mugging with 2 attackers.

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Tell them the truth - give them a good laugh like you did for us

I personally would tell the truth, but that's just how I am. If someone asked I'd probably say, "Yeah, I kneed myself playing air guitar. And if I got in people's business like you, I'd kick my own a** too."

KiddNYC1O 20

Once I read "playing some air guitar" I knew it wasn't going to end well...

C94_ 0

the guitar started it...... it hit me first. i turned the other cheek

Make it similar to the one sponge bob told what that happened to him, teehee

trainhater 4

Benen there, done that.. I agree with someone abow, just say "you should see the other guy!" ;)

I used to play air guitar, but then I took a knee to the eye.

76transam 0

Haha just say "Lets just say the other guy looks alot worse!" the chicks will dig it

In that situation I think it's best to just lie.