I would have loved it! Don't listen to these idiots, they r just haters

Haha well, at least you can tell a good joke. :)

sorry but that sounds a bit odd when you say it out loud. ask him for ideas on what he thinks would be sexy and try something else next time. Also why are you doing his laundry? he should be doing his own laundry

No worries OP - there are lots of guys who would've enjoyed it. A bit silly, but silly in bed is fun sometimes - like another poster said. I say F'm and look for someone else more compatible and fun! (And yes- why did you do his laundry?)

FHL.

I would have laughed too, but I woulda gone for it if I were him xD

You're awesome OP. I wish I had a girlfriend with that kind of imagination, sense of humour, and adventurous nature. But I might have also laughed for an extended period of time, guaranteed you wouldn't be doing my laundry though. As soon as I finished laughing I'd be all over you.

Maybe it's just me, or maybe a sign that I've been married for awhile now, but to me, anytime a girl initiates sex, and puts a little imagination into it, that's the biggest turn-on to me. I think that's great, OP.

You know, that actually is pretty freaking hilarious. Not funny enough that I wouldn't be able to have sex with you but still...

I don't blame him, I'm laughing my ass off too =P good for you, for trying, though !