Pregnancy and Love: Rollercoaster

Rollercoaster

By Anonymous - 05/03/2010 12:54 - United States

Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML

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You deserved it 3 659

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By captainuniverse - 14/05/2016 05:53 - United States - Nashville

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML

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Flip-flopping

By Brandenn J Moore - 11/07/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend, who I've been living with for the last month, told me she's not attracted to me and wants to see other people. She told me this after months of dating and telling me she was thinking about having a child with me. FML

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Happy days

By Anonymous - 08/08/2023 20:00

Today, my girlfriend told me she's pregnant and I did not take it well. She had planned to record my happy reaction for Facebook; instead she got video of me bursting into tears, and trying to talk her into an emergency abortion. She sent it to my parents to punish me. FML

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By Tweety - 09/04/2011 11:40 - United States

Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML

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Kinda sus behavior

By dumped and dusted - 13/07/2016 17:35 - United States

Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML

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By Crash44 - 08/07/2019 02:03

Today, my girlfriend and I broke the news to my parents that we're having a baby. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "It's probably not yours." FML

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By Willow McGarrigle - 30/05/2020 02:00

Today, my ex messaged me, saying he got his new girlfriend pregnant and that he thinks I have something to do with it. He thinks I put it in her head that they should have a kid together, when he says he didn't want any in the first place. FML

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By BabyDaddy - 30/05/2010 08:05 - Australia

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant. Apparently, she stopped taking her pill two months ago because "we" wanted a baby. I don't recall ever having that discussion with her. FML

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By DumbFace714 - 14/02/2015 01:43 - United States - Santa Ana

Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML

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Double whammy

By Anonymous - 28/02/2023 16:00 - Argentina

Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML

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Jimboom 11

Friday 5 March 2010 16:05

I think you just found your out.... Run!

nibawan 0

Friday 5 March 2010 16:06

did you drive her to the hospital after you pushed her down the stairs?

Comments

darkmis1 17

Friday 5 March 2010 16:56

Dump the bitch!

Macho_Madness 0

Friday 5 March 2010 16:56

ouch man.... sorry she was drunk and i hadnt gotten any and like 3 days... it didnt mean anything though i swear!

fafaffy 0

Friday 5 March 2010 16:59

that suxxx... dump her for cheating on you

heyarnold69 0

Friday 5 March 2010 17:14

add a second post. went on Maury and found out my best friend is the father, fml

vansbabe66 0

Friday 5 March 2010 17:19

**** her that's just wrong. and make sure to find out if it's yours or not and if it is don't stay with her! PEOPLE DONT CHANGE, THEY JUST FIND NEW WAYS TO LIE TO YOU!!!!!!!!

smootheddie100 0

Friday 5 March 2010 17:21

*****!!

vansbabe66 0

Friday 5 March 2010 17:22

**** her! she cheated! PEOPLE DONT CHANGE THEY JUST FIND NEW WAYS TO LIE TO YOU!!!

boatkicker 4

Friday 5 March 2010 17:23

It's decision time, OP. Do you want to stay with her, after this mess? If so, I'd actually advise against getting a DNA test, and if you're going to be raising it anyways, what does it matter? If you aren't going to stay with her, then definitely get the DNA test. If its your kid, obviously you need to take care of it, but if its not, then you can get that burden taken off your shoulders.

dudeitsdanny 9

Friday 5 March 2010 19:13

If youre a guy.. I'm embarrassed to share a gender with you. I'd say "sex", but you have no balls

dudeitsdanny 9

Friday 5 March 2010 19:15

Oops, supposed to be a reply to thee post below. My bad

dynky 3

Friday 5 March 2010 17:32

If she's going ahead with the pregnancy, leave her. No matter how awesome this girl is, she's not worth all the sleepless nights and the giving up of the next 20 years of your life to become a father to a kid you never even wanted.