Pregnancy and Love: Rollercoaster

Rollercoaster

By Anonymous - 05/03/2010 12:54 - United States

Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML

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You deserved it 3 659

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By captainuniverse - 14/05/2016 05:53 - United States - Nashville

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML

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You deserved it 1 286

Flip-flopping

By Brandenn J Moore - 11/07/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend, who I've been living with for the last month, told me she's not attracted to me and wants to see other people. She told me this after months of dating and telling me she was thinking about having a child with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 026

You deserved it 94

Happy days

By Anonymous - 08/08/2023 20:00

Today, my girlfriend told me she's pregnant and I did not take it well. She had planned to record my happy reaction for Facebook; instead she got video of me bursting into tears, and trying to talk her into an emergency abortion. She sent it to my parents to punish me. FML

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You deserved it 1 111

By Tweety - 09/04/2011 11:40 - United States

Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 8 515

Kinda sus behavior

By dumped and dusted - 13/07/2016 17:35 - United States

Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML

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You deserved it 1 988

By Crash44 - 08/07/2019 02:03

Today, my girlfriend and I broke the news to my parents that we're having a baby. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "It's probably not yours." FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 020

You deserved it 256

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By Willow McGarrigle - 30/05/2020 02:00

Today, my ex messaged me, saying he got his new girlfriend pregnant and that he thinks I have something to do with it. He thinks I put it in her head that they should have a kid together, when he says he didn't want any in the first place. FML

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You deserved it 146

By BabyDaddy - 30/05/2010 08:05 - Australia

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant. Apparently, she stopped taking her pill two months ago because "we" wanted a baby. I don't recall ever having that discussion with her. FML

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You deserved it 9 805

By DumbFace714 - 14/02/2015 01:43 - United States - Santa Ana

Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML

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You deserved it 2 821

Double whammy

By Anonymous - 28/02/2023 16:00 - Argentina

Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 85

Jimboom 11

Friday 5 March 2010 16:05

I think you just found your out.... Run!

nibawan 0

Friday 5 March 2010 16:06

did you drive her to the hospital after you pushed her down the stairs?

Comments

ViewtifulVash 0

Friday 5 March 2010 21:54

dump that bitch for cheating!

missygirl213 5

Friday 5 March 2010 21:58

WOW. find out if its yours. if not, DUMP HER IN THE TRASHCAN. :D

missygirl213 5

Friday 5 March 2010 22:01

WOW. find out if its yours. if not, DUMP HER IN THE TRASHCAN. :D

Erindub 0

Friday 5 March 2010 22:10

Looks like someones making a trip to the Maury Povich Show!

Kiara41 0

Friday 5 March 2010 22:28

Well, good for you for doing the right thing! It's amazing that you'd stick with her, despite what you might want instead. As for her...she obviously isn't worth it. FYL for having a cheating girlfriend, but kudos to you.