Rollercoaster

By Anonymous - 05/03/2010 12:54 - United States

Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
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Jimboom 11

I think you just found your out.... Run!

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nibawan 0

did you drive her to the hospital after you pushed her down the stairs?

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okieraider71 4

Reverse abortion. Kill her, save the baby.

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drummer07boy 1

dump her, that's what she gets for cheating on u

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I_am_stupid_also 6

She's playing you. Tell her to call you when she as the DNA to prove you are the father. Leave her with a spit sample.

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beer01 0

Just the fact that she doesn't know it's yours... ****!

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MRsJenni 0

this are the bitches that be makin us look bad!..id liv her.

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TheDrageisha 0

call her out now! you dont need to be on the line for the next 8 months to find out its not yours. "after conception, the method used to collect the sample for DNA Testing is chorionic villus sampling. the doctor will insert a thin needle or a fine tube guided by ultrasound, into the womb through the ****** and cervix to obtain a sample of chorionic villi. The sample obtained will then be tested and analyzed.!

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Hermyoni 0

That procedure has more complications then a regular test though. Better to wait the time til it's born.

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jesusstolemybike_fml 0

CVS can cause a miscarriage. OP- that's one ****** up situation. While I normally would think that taking the advice of anonymous strangers is beyond stupid, I have to agree with most of the replies. You should leave her for cheating on you, insist on a DNA test once bub is born, and if the child is yours, lawyer up.

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marvin_fml 0

Generally an amniocentesis DNA test can't be performed until the second trimester, by which time it's too late to get an abortion. Also, doctors normally will only perform such a test if there is a significant risk of genetic disease. (It's also very expensive.)

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TheDrageisha 0

thats only a risk if done after week 22 - it can be done at week 10 without complications. ^_=

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shotstack 0

CVS can cause a miscarriage? Excuse me, I have some... unfinished business to attend to...

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MrCanoe 5

Even if this is fake, this is a perfect FML

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Madeleine_ForYou 0

You're a man, OP, women will screw you one way or another. But at least you showed that you're man enough to handle the responsibility. At this point, I think you should just walk away. Don't leave on a bad note, though, because if it really does turn out to be your kid you'll have to do your part. But don't act like she didn't do anything wrong--she cheated on you, after all. Until you can find out who the kid belongs to, just take some time off away from her, and you can leave her to think about what she's done...alone.

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