Rollercoaster

By Anonymous - 05/03/2010 12:54 - United States

Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 717
You deserved it 3 659

Same thing different taste

Top comments

I think you just found your out.... Run!

nibawan 0

did you drive her to the hospital after you pushed her down the stairs?

Comments

wrwrestler8 4

TO THE OP, OR ANY MEN IN THIS SITUATION, HERE IS WHAT TO DO TO BE A BOSS AND SAVE YOUR LIFE: 1- Buy a tape recorder 2- Have it playing when you ask her again if shes not sure if the baby is yours. Obviously, have it hidden. You are legally allowed to record anything without permission unless it's inside a place that has restrictions, like maybe someones home or a courtroom. If you get her to say it in public, your fine. ALSO playfully say her first and last name during the same tape recorder session, and get her to say "what?" or "yes?". That will confirm its her. 3- Then, dump her and wait. 4- When she has the baby, do not listen to any of her bullying. Tell her you want her to go to court and to get a court order saying whether the baby is yours or not. You are not legally obligated to pay for this test, nor are you legally obligated to help her financially or time-wise if she, for whatever reason, does not provide the test. Also, the test MUST PROVE YOU'RE THE FATHER. Obviously, if she pays for the test but then it says Jakweem Hakeem Kunta is the father, you're in luck bcuz you don't have to pay shit. 5- If the baby is NOT yours: Laugh and run away. You are not obligated to talk to the **** at all anymore. No matter what she tells you. =================================== 6- If the baby IS yours according to the document: A- Tell her that you wish to go to court with her. Tape record as well a convo saying that you intend on going to court and B- tell her (also on the tape as well, same time) that the reason is cuz you recorded that she cheated, and that ayou are gonna tell everybdy in court, if she tries to take you. C- if she takes you, do that. Win over the judge with your sympathy story of a drug-addled cheating gf who ridiculed you and cheated when you begged her to stop. D- if she doesn't take you to court, you can use your tape recordings to get another hearing, proving that you WERE NOT SERVED THE COURT DATE AS REQUIRED. f

OddBallChick 1

If it's yours, dumb her cheating ass but still help her with the baby. If it's not yours, just dumb her cheating ass. I'm sorry 

its sad how many people think that guys are the only bad ones in relationships. but honestly women are to.