Rollercoaster

By Anonymous - 05/03/2010 12:54 - United States

Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
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Jimboom 11

I think you just found your out.... Run!

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nibawan 0

did you drive her to the hospital after you pushed her down the stairs?

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youthink_fml 0

Dump her sorry ass.

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underpaid011 0

pray it's not yours, then get out of there. if it is yours THEN FYL. BIG TIME

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lexuality 0

YDI, if you dont want kids then wear a condom, genius. At least then you'd know it wasn't yours.

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Monikabug 9

Yeah, because condoms are 100% effective, 100% of the time! Oh wait... they aren't.

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aback 4

They may not be 100%, but they're a sight more effective than just leaving your future up to some stupid ****.

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rohosoccer08 1

and you know the op didn't wear a condom how?

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mittensbum16 0

she could very well be one of those bitches that lies and says she's on birth control when she's really not just so she can have a kid

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missASHLEYnicole 0

after all the other messages that said condom befoer you, you wrote "condem" lol. that's something way different. i always get a kick out of spelling errors I don't know why. they just make me giggle

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missASHLEYnicole 0

and then I make one of my own. hah. before* anywho... OP I feel for you. that's a shitty situation. even after saying you didn't want kids you still consoled your gf. that's really sweet. unfortunately for you, she's a cheating *****. you need to get out of there asap. only worry about the kid if it's yours!

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metalhead256 0

leave her if she whants to be a **** and sleep around it's not worth your effort to deal with a ho and a kid that's more than likely not yours

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Spinner1964 0

#16 To get on Maury you have to be told after the fact once you have been paying for some bratty kid that isn't yours only to find out it's your Dads/best friend's/brotherss brat!

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angrynegro7 16

He can also deny the kid and let HER call Maury for a paternity test. Let her say ANYTHING she wants to disrespect him. When he hears the words "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!", he gets to watch her run offstage humiliated, knowing that she just made herself look like an ass and a **** on national T.V. Good times for all!

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iamchuck 0

Well, it certainly isn't mine. I only put it in her butt.

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chocolateybar 0

it was a serious dick move on her behalf, telling you how awful you are for not wanting children when she was the one who got knocked up. for serious, it shouldnt be your responsibility if she cheated. DNA check and ditch her if it isnt yours. stay with your kid but dont stay with her if its yours.

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DGross 8

I fully agree with this... she sounds like she really cares about you...

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dudeitsdanny 9

Unless it IS his kid. Then its not just her getting knocked up

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