Intimacy: Romance is dead

Romance is dead

By Anonymous - 16/03/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a year dumped me. In my opinion, the relationship was going so well and I really thought we loved each other. When I asked why, he told me he never loved me. He just wanted to get in my pants, which after a year of refusing, he finally did. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2022 12:00 - United States

Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend because he “wasn’t ready for a serious relationship” after being in a serious relationship with me for over a year. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2010 17:53 - Canada

Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML

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By love_letter - 29/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a over a year broke up with me. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't written him a long letter about how much I love him, and that I'm so glad we're together and so glad that he promised he would always be there. He'll be getting it in a few days. FML

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By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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The old "It's not you, it's me"

By WhoopsIDidItAgain - 14/07/2022 01:00 - United States - Fremont

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months decided to end our long-distance relationship out of the blue, because he "lost interest" and "our families don't approve" and "you deserve better than me" and "I'm holding you back." He took my heart and shattered against the wall. FML

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By life_isnt_fair - 09/03/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML

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BbYhRtLsS 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 9:18

Wow...He is the most DETERMINED guy I've ever heard of.

FYLDeep 25

Wednesday 17 March 2010 9:09

Just once? I would have thought he would have ridden that wave a little longer.

Comments

yakturk43 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 13:27

YDI for being such a prude...I'm sure he was getting it else where the whole time...or maybe the fact that you don't trim the hedges scared him off??

okieraider71 4

Wednesday 17 March 2010 13:39

I think there might be an issue here that has not been explained to the OP. If a guy put in a year on her, then there was something there. They had sex (once?) and he dumped her. I think she was really bad in bed in one form or another. (ask him to be honest with you?)

lilai1396 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 4:20

she said the reason he broke up with her was because the entire time he just wanted to have sex once. she did nothing wrong. before you start with the comebacks I'll just address half the stuff you guys start to comeback with: I'm a virgin, I believe you should be at 13:) never dated, so not a ***** **** etc. hmm, not an idiot oh, and no I shouldn't be in the kitchen making a sandwhich(w

lilai1396 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 4:22

cut me off b4 was saying: (why the hell does sandwhich making appear so often?!?)

SoSarge 2

Wednesday 17 March 2010 13:50

Consider urself lucky . I woulda gave up a lot faster

snowyviking 3

Wednesday 17 March 2010 14:52

the sex ed part makes me wonder if you are actually who u say u r, snick. it has a whiff of fakery, and leads me to wonder if you're actually a desperate 40 year old spinster. or more likely, a weird old dude with a cute niece whose picture he posts as his own. and this would be so unfortunate because I'd developed quite the crush on the dour, prudish, and persnickity grammarian named snickerdoodles.

sweetpandora_fml 2

Wednesday 17 March 2010 15:14

I call bullshit. If it was really all about the sex, he wouldn't have stayed with you for a whole year without it. He would've just left you after a month or two for some other chick who would get him laid more easily.