Rowdy

By FMyEx - 06/12/2012 11:50 - United States - Southington

Today, I was bartending. A guest was getting belligerent so I had to cut him off. He called me a bitch and threw the rest of his drink in my face before storming off. The belligerent asscandle was my boyfriend. FML
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Supahnova 14

Asscandle? I must brush up on my insults.

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newbiehere99 6

asscandle Ignition of the inner anus caused by methane gas, and a struck match. Urbandictionary.com

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naughtylez82 4

Your ex boyfriend right? Fyl op

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SUPA_TOLL_CAL 6

I voted a few comments up and a few down. now I feel important.

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jmacfan1 16

I really wish I could thumb up the fml teams comments. They're funny

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Griffin10 5

No man should treat a women like that!!!! Dump the asscandle

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osm1989_fml 6

No person should treat another person like that, regardless of gender. I don't see how this would be considered acceptable if the genders were reversed.

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killkittenxx 3

I'd guess the "was" meant just that.

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leogirl95 12

Asscandle? You freakin made my day.

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DynamicDave 11

I would like to announce that I have dibs on "The Belligerent Asscandles" as the name of my new band.

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GothickNihilist 15

It might be a good idea to break up with him. His behavior is not only appalling, but also very abusive. Get out while you can because this can lead to more acts of abuse. Have a nice day op.:3

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mattscott 5

Your point is completely valid, but the guy did sound pissed off his face. He may not be as prone to violence when sober. Never know, though.

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lelo007 11

Alcohol isn't an excuse. I'm sure he knows he shows out when he drinks, which either means he needs to learn how to be responsible while doing it, or just not do it at all.

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mercsl65 7

He must love you very much to have wasted a drink on your face. Be lucky, many women don't have that love in their lives

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lelo007 11

My ex husband used to get mad at me for cutting him off or talking to male customers (for him to say it, he made it sound like I was sleeping with all of them for tips). Eventually it got to the point where I had the owner ban him from the bar on the nights I was working. I'd say you definitely stepped over a land mine here, OP.

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