Weddings, My ex and Love: Rubbing it in - FML

Rubbing it in

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got an invitation to my ex-boyfriend's wedding. We broke up because he "didn't believe in marriage." FML

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Burner2K0 0

Monday 1 June 2009 23:51

What an ass.

blue16 0

Monday 1 June 2009 23:52

he's a hyprocrite

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krisFrAnHeehar 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 3:26

#84 She's not desperate cause it doesn't say she was pining and waiting and begging for him to get back with her, she has a right to be pissed but she didn't seem desperate. Oh and yea your assuming isn't too good, I'm a girl therefore physically impossible to suck my own dick

Swan_fml 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 3:28

he just didn't believe in marrying you. You ever see the movie: 'He's just not that into you' ? It really makes a lot of sense in parts. You'll find the right guy, eventually.

krisFrAnHeehar 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 3:29

i meant that to #83 not #84

MrZach 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 3:29

#11 - Maybe but people in this world tend to shove things in other people's faces. Now she didn't let us know whether or not they were in contact after the break-up. If this is the first communication between you two in a long time, then chances are he invited you to shove it in your face.

luvable_loozer 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 3:32

Agree with 94 -- rent "He's Just Not That Into You". Don't go to the wedding, just too easy to make an ass out of yourself. Be the better person and move on.

Gwenevere_Cacey 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 3:38

Correction: He didn't believe in marriage with you.. That really sucks, though.. I'm sorry..

mimimi_fml 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 3:47

honestly, who cares? your ex is getting married and is commited to someone that isnt you, BIG DEAL.

sheheartsthings 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 3:50

So he found the right person to change his mind. Congrats to him. Sorry for you, but... -shrug- Either he still considers you a friend and thinks that you're over him so THAT'S why he sent you the invite, or, yeah, he's an ass.

Kgeeh85 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 4:06

Unfortunately he prob didn't believe in marriage because you or anyone before you was not the one. Apparently this woman is. Your life is messed up Sorry.

takemeonthefloor 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 4:06

You were lied to honey! Duh.

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