Porn and Kids: Rule 34

Rule 34

By Anonymous - 02/09/2015 15:26 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 554

You deserved it 5 198

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By bestiality? do I look like a pig? - 26/05/2013 20:50 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML

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You deserved it 18 352

By FMLMom - 08/08/2012 08:02 - United States - Chula Vista

Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML

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You deserved it 4 638

By ConfusedDad - 29/12/2013 07:01 - United States

Today, I went to my bedroom for some alone time while my daughter watched TV. I didn't realize that my iPad was still connected to the Apple TV, until I hit play on some porn and heard a scream from the other room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 521

You deserved it 59 085

By :,< - 17/09/2012 17:16 - United States

Today, I took my daughter to a pony ride at the fair. I paid to have her picture taken, and when we got home, I emailed it to my mom. She replied, disgustedly pointing out that the pretty little pony was displaying a pretty little penis. FML

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You deserved it 2 622

By Scarlett - 16/02/2013 06:03 - Canada - Barrie

Today, while I was babysitting, the little girl wanted to show me a picture that her mom had just sent to the family iPad via iMessage. Trying to be helpful, I clicked iMessage, only to see pictures of her father's erect penis. She won't stop asking about the "hotdog" in the picture. FML

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You deserved it 3 606

Bewitched

By Frozen Delight - 24/02/2019 22:00 - United States - New York

Today, my husband and our 4-year-old daughter were watching My Little Pony. When her favorite character angrily screamed, "You're going to love me!", she looked at him with a perplexed look. My husband then responded, "And THAT'S how I met your mommy!" FML

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You deserved it 436

Art is art

By ashamed father - 09/03/2014 22:32 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I found out that my 15-year-old son is a prolific creator of My Little Pony themed hentai. I'm not a judgmental man, but he's probably going to hell. FML

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You deserved it 8 649

By Embarrassed wife - 21/12/2018 14:00

Today, I let my 5 year old play on my tablet while we were both using one of those family restrooms with two toilets. She took a selfie showing both on us on the toilet and sent it to my husband. FML.

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You deserved it 1 286

By Anonymous - 26/04/2014 05:57 - Canada

Today, I bought my niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her birthday. Only after she unwrapped it did I realize that it was meant to be a sex toy for grown men. FML

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You deserved it 19 245

By Ed - 05/12/2010 13:53 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find my five year old daughter drawing unicorns on the wall. The same wall that I had to repaint last week because it had puppies on it. FML

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You deserved it 11 081

jelly_bennett 23

Wednesday 2 September 2015 23:52

I blame bronies

Onepocketpimp 7

Wednesday 2 September 2015 23:53

install a blocker to hide XXX content. all children's shows nowadays are being corrupted by the internet. hopefully she isn't traumatized

Comments

ouijacorn 9

Friday 4 September 2015 21:27

This is why bronies are the ******* worst. They're especially notorious for hijacking content made for little girls and making it unsafe for the target audience. And people may say "well, people do that for everything", but that doesn't excuse it.

DoomSkuller 28

Friday 4 September 2015 23:06

You're right, it doesn't excuse it, but I think the main reason for that argument is because the mlp fandom always gets the most extreme hate even when nothing provokes the hate in a given situation, versus other fandoms. Sometimes, most a person might say is "I like mlp" and everyone else automatically jumps onto the "attack the brony" bandwagon and throws around every curse, insult and slur they can think of even when they don't pertain to the situation, and it's entirely unfair and unjustified.

acertwo 17

Sunday 6 September 2015 3:09

People are ruining this world

danandphil 12

Sunday 6 September 2015 20:04

oh dear Jesus that's bad

randomblahh 10

Monday 7 September 2015 5:48

and that's why you supervise

BeenIt 5

Monday 7 September 2015 5:56

Scarred for life.

Octopudding 17

Tuesday 8 September 2015 8:25

I hope you guys know that not all Bronies are to blame. This goes fir furries too. A lot of us think that's just wrong and only watch the show to satisfy our inner children. Nowadays, even things like Disney princesses have been sexualized. If you've seen the show, book, or movie etc, then you can bet there's explicit drawings and videos of it.