Transportation: Save the doggo

Save the doggo

By JC - 19/10/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I was driving down the road when a dog suddenly ran across the street. In attempt to spare its life, I swerved to the side of the road and rear-ended another car. The car I hit belonged the family who owned the dog. Now I have to pay them because I saved their dog's life. FML

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By vstan - 25/08/2010 00:48 - United States

Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that came out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML

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By Puppy_Killer - 16/12/2020 23:02 - Australia

Today, I was backing out of my garage when my neighbour's collie ran behind my car. Unfortunately, I didn't see it, but I heard a thump. They were out, so I rushed him to the vet's. I was upset, and I guess I was driving too fast and didn't see that another dog was crossing the road. I killed two dogs today. FML

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By animalover - 13/08/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I swerved to avoid hitting a dog that ran in front of my car. The dog was fine but I hit a road sign, ripped off my rearview mirror, and cracked my passenger side window. When I got out to examine the damage to my car, the dog growled at me. FML

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By fUcKOAHdSAjl - 16/08/2013 18:41 - United States - Manchester

Today, my dog was riding my car's passenger seat. He clambered over onto my lap, causing me to lose control of the wheel for a few seconds. As I tried to knock him off me, I lost track of my speed, and ended up being pulled over for reckless driving. FML

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By newly passed, newly grassed - 06/12/2014 17:04 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, while driving home, I swerved to avoid turning a duck and her babies into roadkill. Another car was coming around a sharp bend at the time and swerved to avoid hitting me. In the end, we both ran our cars off the road, and he took out several ducks in the process. FML

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By hatecolin - 10/09/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, I was driving my new car home when I came around a sharp turn to see a groundhog in the road. I kindly stopped and allowed it to cross when all of the sudden a car slammed into the back of mine. Then, another car went flying around us. That car hit and killed the groundhog. FML

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By polish_chik - 01/09/2009 04:00 - Canada

Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML

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Pile on

By turtle - 12/07/2011 13:26 - United States

Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML

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By laurlaur - 05/08/2011 21:47 - United States

Today, my dad nearly had a head-on collision with another car, but I grabbed the wheel at the last second, potentially saving both our lives. He spent the rest of the car trip pissed at me because I'd "interfered" with his driving. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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Fop 6

Monday 19 October 2009 16:04

You know what they say, no good deed goes unpunished.

turnedoffTVgrey 0

Monday 19 October 2009 16:04

That's like the other day I swerved to avoid hitting a squirrel right as another squirrel ran under my tire. Except I didn't have to pay damages to the original squirrel.

Comments

mollytamale 1

Monday 19 October 2009 23:05

I clicked ydi on accident ... I hate that. I meant fyl

da_funk_masta 0

Monday 19 October 2009 23:21

you arent supposed to swerve or slam on your breaks. i guess you learned your lesson

r37s4090Xl7N 0

Monday 19 October 2009 23:43

Should have ran the dog over and then backed up

overkill_78 4

Tuesday 20 October 2009 0:05

Never swerve to avoid an animal. Slam on your brakes and lay on the horn. If the animal is too stupid to move then, it's just natural selection at work and you shouldn't feel bad.

OnTheSaneSide 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 1:32

You mention "natural." Motor vehicles are not a "natural" source the dog would be used to avoiding, and maybe (unlike you) the OP has a shred of mercy and won't just shrug it off if they kill another family's beloved pet.

LilaBear 1

Tuesday 20 October 2009 2:01

I was always taught never to swerve for an animal because it's far better to hit an animal than to accidentally hit a pedestrian, or someone in a parked car, by swerving. Not to mention swerving can result in your car being implanted in the side of a tree with you potentially injured or dead. You should only swerve if you're trying to save a person's life by doing so.

cxal_fml 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 2:07

You do realize that you could have only rear-ended another car on the OTHER side of the street, if you were driving down the wrong side of the road to begin with right.

ladiesman14 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 3:00

you only have to yield the right of way to pedistrians dumb ass. anything else is going to be well you know.

neverStopLaughin 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 4:24

Not trying to sound like a bitch, but you did hit their car. If someone hit my car to I would have them pay for it (if it was needed), As long as the the people weren't bitches about it (you saved their dog) just move on with life.