Creepy, Awkward and Love: Scared

Scared

By dentallycorrect - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while I was casually sitting at a bar, a drunk biker with no teeth leaned over and tried to kiss me. I'm a sailor in the Navy, but I think I screamed like a little girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2014 19:26 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was at a bar, when a heavily drunk guy came up to me and slurred "Fuucckkk lady, your face... not even with beer goggles!" FML

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You deserved it 5 502

By Ad-s - 14/01/2009 05:01 - France

Today, I got together with a small gathering of friends in a bar. I go up to the bar to order something, but with all the music and noise, the barman can't hear what I'm trying to say, so he leans forward, cocking his ear towards me. For some reason, I thought he was being friendly so I kissed him as if we were saying hello to each other. FML

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You deserved it 22 870

By Pelota - 01/07/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I tried to stop a drunk girl from driving home. She took a couple swings at me, which I dodged. Feeling pretty good about it, I tried to get the keys from her hand. She leaned over, and sunk her teeth in to my bare shoulder. The doctor says I will have a scar. FML

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You deserved it 5 231

Love is love

By anonymous-canada - 07/12/2010 05:28

Today, I was working a midnight shift when a guy came in drunk and was trying to get me to come home with him. I said I had a boyfriend. As I said this, my manager, who has no teeth and B.O, said he was my boyfriend. I will never live this down with my co-workers. FML

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You deserved it 4 287

By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 18:57 - Canada

Today, I saw a drunk guy hitting on a girl sitting alone at the bar. She insisted that her boyfriend was there, but he didn't relent. So I went over and put my arm around her and asked "Who's this guy?" He walked away, but then I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was her boyfriend. He broke my arm. FML

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You deserved it 13 127

By kittenfish8903 - 06/10/2014 19:46 - United States

Today, while cuddling in bed with my drunk boyfriend, he kissed me softly then told me under no circumstances would he ever marry me. Then kissed me again. FML

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You deserved it 4 684

By beccaj_ilh - 06/09/2009 15:04 - United Kingdom

Today, while I was working in a bar, a very fat drunk guy kept flirting with me. He assumed I liked him because I kept blushing. I didn’t. It’s just been so long since anyone flirted with me that I apparently now cannot control my reactions if a man talks to me. FML

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You deserved it 6 815

By snitchovich - 27/05/2009 16:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting in a bar next to this gorgeous guy who kept eyeing me up and after about 30 minutes he finally leaned in to whisper something in my ear. What he said? "If I were you, I would get a push-up bra." FML

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You deserved it 6 044

By beriles - 15/01/2010 05:25 - United States

Today, I was sitting next to the guy I am trying to get close to while we were at the bar. Music was playing, so I thought that while his attention was diverted I would sneak out a yawn. Just as I did so, the music went silent and I let out a tremendous burp. FML

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You deserved it 8 439

By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 01:20 - United States

Today, I was given a wedgie by a complete stranger in a crowded bar. FML

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You deserved it 3 252

misfitSuperStar 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 12:19

OMG!!!! Gross!! 'You sure do got a purdy mouth, boy.'

lolwtfwasthat 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 12:14

it's gonna be ok I promise!

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LilAngel606 5

Sunday 2 October 2011 10:10

well at least sometime they would forget it or tomorrow cuz they were drunk

TritonTheBeast 0

Tuesday 3 January 2012 3:04

Sailor in the gay navy...

insanelyXnikki 18

Monday 16 January 2012 17:12

Bahahah, you have every right to.

merrielp 13

Sunday 3 June 2012 11:24

They say navy boys have more fun.

jynxpawzz 11

Tuesday 21 August 2012 13:32

A sailor in Illinois? Yea. That's where they go to boot camp. All in all not that strange. Just sayin

madgrinchhatter 12

Monday 7 January 2013 20:54

You've got the biker and the sailor, all you need is the Indian, the Policeman, and the Construction Worker

xRezSynn 15

Monday 13 May 2013 13:16

Don't worry, OP. that would make anybody scream

jjmiller1985 10

Wednesday 19 March 2014 6:05

I thought all sailors liked men

FatherofTime87 18

Monday 30 June 2014 10:05

I think that was a perfectly acceptable reaction

alexweint8306 9

Saturday 14 March 2015 18:54

Good job shipmate

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Scared

Same thing different taste

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