Creepy, Awkward and Love: Scared

Scared

By dentallycorrect - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while I was casually sitting at a bar, a drunk biker with no teeth leaned over and tried to kiss me. I'm a sailor in the Navy, but I think I screamed like a little girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2014 19:26 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was at a bar, when a heavily drunk guy came up to me and slurred "Fuucckkk lady, your face... not even with beer goggles!" FML

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By Ad-s - 14/01/2009 05:01 - France

Today, I got together with a small gathering of friends in a bar. I go up to the bar to order something, but with all the music and noise, the barman can't hear what I'm trying to say, so he leans forward, cocking his ear towards me. For some reason, I thought he was being friendly so I kissed him as if we were saying hello to each other. FML

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By Pelota - 01/07/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I tried to stop a drunk girl from driving home. She took a couple swings at me, which I dodged. Feeling pretty good about it, I tried to get the keys from her hand. She leaned over, and sunk her teeth in to my bare shoulder. The doctor says I will have a scar. FML

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You deserved it 5 231

Love is love

By anonymous-canada - 07/12/2010 05:28

Today, I was working a midnight shift when a guy came in drunk and was trying to get me to come home with him. I said I had a boyfriend. As I said this, my manager, who has no teeth and B.O, said he was my boyfriend. I will never live this down with my co-workers. FML

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You deserved it 4 287

By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 18:57 - Canada

Today, I saw a drunk guy hitting on a girl sitting alone at the bar. She insisted that her boyfriend was there, but he didn't relent. So I went over and put my arm around her and asked "Who's this guy?" He walked away, but then I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was her boyfriend. He broke my arm. FML

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By kittenfish8903 - 06/10/2014 19:46 - United States

Today, while cuddling in bed with my drunk boyfriend, he kissed me softly then told me under no circumstances would he ever marry me. Then kissed me again. FML

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You deserved it 4 684

By beccaj_ilh - 06/09/2009 15:04 - United Kingdom

Today, while I was working in a bar, a very fat drunk guy kept flirting with me. He assumed I liked him because I kept blushing. I didn’t. It’s just been so long since anyone flirted with me that I apparently now cannot control my reactions if a man talks to me. FML

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By snitchovich - 27/05/2009 16:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting in a bar next to this gorgeous guy who kept eyeing me up and after about 30 minutes he finally leaned in to whisper something in my ear. What he said? "If I were you, I would get a push-up bra." FML

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By beriles - 15/01/2010 05:25 - United States

Today, I was sitting next to the guy I am trying to get close to while we were at the bar. Music was playing, so I thought that while his attention was diverted I would sneak out a yawn. Just as I did so, the music went silent and I let out a tremendous burp. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 01:20 - United States

Today, I was given a wedgie by a complete stranger in a crowded bar. FML

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misfitSuperStar 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 12:19

OMG!!!! Gross!! 'You sure do got a purdy mouth, boy.'

lolwtfwasthat 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 12:14

it's gonna be ok I promise!

Comments

Popsiclese 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 10:42

your a sailor you should have liked it

rakume 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 15:43

sailors are girls.

orchestralslices 3

Wednesday 25 August 2010 4:18

Lol. That's freaking hilarious. And sorry Op, but the Marines trump all.

chrisamagod 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 6:50

your navy so its ok you screamed like a girl its expected Sincerely SGT D (ARMY)

cocblkdbyfarmvil 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 15:15

Sailor or Marine still Department of the Navy, which makes you all queer. Go Army.

yeasayer 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 0:33

I think it's because you were in the navy that you screamed like a girl.

austin9797 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 3:03

navy is for pussys

austin9797 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 5:03

navy is pathetic they sit on a boat navy seals is the only branch of navy deserving of the army title

GermanRanger 7

Thursday 11 June 2015 5:30

Who u have no respect do u??? With out them we wouldnt ever be able to win any war, plus those ships are important and their are alot more things they do besides seals and ships