Scary daddy

By and not even in the good way - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to smack my daughter's head gently with a balloon. It hit her hair clip and exploded. She won't stop crying, and my wife will be home any minute. I'm screwed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 152
You deserved it 20 309

Top comments

The fun dads are always the ones who get in trouble. I support your efforts, just not the outcome. Good luck OP.

My daughter's crying and my wife will be home any minute, I'm screwed! Quick, let me post this to FML!

Comments

daisylokes 16

never lie to your wife, and hey go hug your daughter and opologize, try and make her laugh ♥ hopefully she will feel better

Yet he had time to write and post about it..

John_TX 6

I understand why you would be screwed but just tell her what happened, end of story. This is why I couldn't imagine being married unless me and my gal where completely synced with one another. I would hate to be a man in fear of what my wife is going to say when she comes home because I ruined play time. Y'all are both adults, just explain what happened and move on with the rest of your day. I think a lot of issues could be worked out in a marriage through talking, properly talking, even though in your case what you did is not really an issue. I'm going to go ahead and assume you might be the type of husband that gets put on the couch or has to check in when going to the store. But hey it's none of my business, to each his own. Have a happy marriage.

When I first saw this I read hair lip, not clip

mansfield_j 27

This sounds exactly like my cousin with his daughter

hang in there buddy, its a privilege to have a daughter, but that don't make the job any easier :) not sure how old your daughter is, but ice creams seems to be the universal cure for alot of things.

Quick my child is hurt/scared let's make a post about it!