Scary daddy

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Today, I thought it would be funny to smack my daughter's head gently with a balloon. It hit her hair clip and exploded. She won't stop crying, and my wife will be home any minute. I'm screwed. FML
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EverestMelting 23

The fun dads are always the ones who get in trouble. I support your efforts, just not the outcome. Good luck OP.

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mwhpug 4

My daughter's crying and my wife will be home any minute, I'm screwed! Quick, let me post this to FML!

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Comments

schadenfreud 6

not the first time breaking a rubber object has led to problems with children

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Sinclair935 5

I dunno if I'm just overtired, but I started giggling uncontrollably when I read this.

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wanted_2_want 40

I doubt you'll ever be trusted to babysit your own daughter again.

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cryssycakesx3 22

it's called being a dad, not "babysitting"

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energizerbunny23 18

Injure yourself in a playful way and pretend you are hurt, most times they end up laughing

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evildemonchild 18

How old is your daughter? o.o Distract her with ice cream(if she's like 2 -7) or give her a toy

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Soundslikeothers 15

Calm Down and tell you wife the Truth. Your daughter was playing with a balloon. It floated and hit her hair clip and busted.

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ZtrukNayr 2

If she's gonna be home any minute it seems like posting on FML isn't the best idea

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grgnyce 8

...do you dear your wife or something? Man card revoked...

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BeepBeepSwerve 9

WHy take his man card, so it can replace your nonexistent one?

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TheCitizens96 28

Haha! Kids.... :P

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Ksweety_fml 27

You scared the poor baby, silly head.

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jefavre 1

Well I guess I should post about it before I stop her crying

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